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A Bartlett's Christmas By Simon Beaumont & Paul Lightowler
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Once a year the intolerable cads from Bartlett’s get together with the scientific-geeks from Bertram’s to exchange Christmas gifts in a centuries-old ritual. This year, it’s none... More > other than local sociopath Bertie Wanger on present-giving duty. Cripes! But, with a little help from amateur writer Charles Dickens, can Wanger learn the true meaning of Christmas?< Less
And What Did You Do Today?: Learn the Alphabet With Bartlett's By Simon Beaumont & Paul Lightowler
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Have you ever wanted to learn the alphabet? Well, local sociopath Bertie Wanger doesn't care either way! From the author's of 'Chalk & Cheese and Other Musings' and the upcoming 'Beastville:... More > Book One', comes a new adventure featuring characters from Bartlett's Explorer's Club, in the form of an inappropriate 'children's' picture book! A companion volume to 'But then the Goose Went Honk!' also available now. CAUTION: THIS BOOK CONTAINS HUMOUR THAT MAY OFFEND.< Less
But Then the Goose Went Honk!: Learn More Alphabet With Bartlett's By Simon Beaumont & Paul Lightowler
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A follow-up to 'And What Did You Do Today?' featuring 26 more of dirty-cad Bertie Wanger's appalling poetry as he again seeks to unnecessarily teach you the alphabet. From the author's of 'A... More > Bartlett's Christmas' and the upcoming 'Beastville: Book One, an ideal companion that expands on the mysterious Bartlett's Explorer's Club. CAUTION: THIS BOOK CONTAINS HUMOUR THAT MAY OFFEND.< Less
Chalk & Cheese and Other Musings By Simon Beaumont et al.
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“We’re like chalk and cheese you and I Bertie!” And so begins this appalling tale exploring an average week in the lives of intrepid explorers Shrewton Vole and his good friend... More > Bertie Wanger, unsuitably in the form of a children’s picture book! Also included in this volume are the beautiful yet tragic ‘Ballad of Bounder,' an afternoon out with a local nutter in 'Where's Knokes?' and the lyrical musings of unpopular tunesmith Dale Dandy in the form of ‘My Mother-in-Law’s Shelf.’ From Simon Beaumont and Paul Lightowler, authors of 'Shrewton Vole's A Field Guide to Beasts' and 'Dyllis, some scripts what we done,' CHALK & CHEESE AND OTHER MUSINGS also features a chapter from the new novel 'Beastville: Book One' (coming 2016). Too new to be classic, too awful to be good! You’ll hate it but keep one in your wardrobe to fend off moths anyway.< Less
The Complete Dyllis (2000 - 2005) By Paul Lightowler et al.
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Between 2000 and 2005 the vast majority of the Dyllis material was written. Experience in dazling monochrome this appalling period of their lives or buy the much more expensive but more complete... More > version now called 'Dyllis, some scripts what we done.' Your choice!< Less
Shrewton Vole's A Field Guide to Beasts By Paul Lightowler et al.
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The infamous work by natural history expert, intrepid explorer, natty dresser and the inventor of grass, Dr. Professor Shrewton Vole, is back in print after many years. Now with added Armadillo.