¶ This is a collection of fables, as in short-short stories with talking animals and “the moral of the story is” at the end. My fables are generally NSfW, both in content and wording. And often the morals. ¶ The actual date of first being printed is March 2, 2023. The revised version is from June 20, 2024 & February 27, 2025. ¶ The cover art (obviously called Yellow Bluebusing) is also by me and is also in the public domain. ¶ Like all or nearly all my books, this contains so-called explicit content: I always tick the box for warning people of that, but sometimes it doesn't take, so I'm also telling you here. ¶ As always, the price is the least amount Lulu will let me charge; I get no money from anything on here. ¶ Contains these fables (with the word "the" usually removed from the titles for reasons of space): Ant&Grasshopper Ball-bearings&Ventilators Cat&Giraffe Circus-freak&Hunchback Devil&Candy Birdmount Eggplant&Aubergine Girl, Rapist,&1983 Grenada Little Boy&Starfish Martha&Bat Terrier&Lemmings True-crime Novelist Tweeter&Monkey-man Yellowcoal Finch Atheist&Undergrad Babinca&Engineer Bear&Jackass Fox&Budgie Cat&Rose Cat, Dog,&Arlo’s Trash-heap Charlie the Paddle Fox, Dormouse,&Johnny Cash Fox&Elephant Father&Son Father&Son, Intermezzo Fox&File-clerk Fox’s Piss Father&Son, Thirteen Years Later Fox&Hyena Fox&Jackalope Fox&Jevity Fox&Motor-car Muskrat&Parking-lot Old Man&Mirror Respiratory Therapists Fox&Vending Machine School-board President&Superintendent Sofa Wildflower Antlered Dog Blind-ass Bat&Wino Onion Cartoon Tiger&Grass Chinchilla, Coruro,&Cabbage Crane Crimson Letter Eggs Field-mouse&Shoes Fuzzy, Horse,&Hedgehog Girl Who Couldn’t Breathe through Her… Jonestown Survivor&Koala Muppet Jailbird Lina, Salamander,&Doughnuts Little Boy&Time-Travelers Loon&School of Medicine Mole&Stallion Mouse&Cart-horse Native American Girl and African-american Professor Once You Go Black… Osprey&Cucumber Owl&Budgie Pig&Pot Princess from the Movie that Disney Movies Would Be Like if Walt Disney Had Been the Love-child of Tim Burton, Donatien Alphonse François,&H. P. Lovecraft Rat&Kitten Roscoe Arbuckle’s Daughter, the Ballerina Hippopotamus Saint Bernard&Wombat Shroom Smart-ass&Horse Speckled Padloper Stripper, Whore,&their Two Pet Beavers Teddy Bear Tiger-were&Wolf Vixen Other, Somewhat Younger, Vixen and Dandelion-gone-to-seed Venezuelan Outfielder&Triple Walrus&Carin’ Carpenter Witch&Evangelical What I Forgot To Tell You about the Schizophrenic Mole