sort591 The Gospel of Read the Apostle

¶ This is a stand-alone copy of part of _Heaven'n'Earth_. _Heaven'n'Earth_ is mostly a re-write of the bible, corrected to reflect that god is a lesbian, that the messiah is a trans-gendered Black lady, and that back then nearly everybody had pseudo-British accents. But this book is the one (so-far) part of H&E that isn't a re-write of the canonical bits of the bible but instead contains original material, in case you want only the original stuff and don't want to wade through the pre-existing stuff. Although this book does cover the same bits as do the canonical gospels (plus some "infancy gospel" stuff that preceded them). ¶ Put another way, it's an account of when I traveled back in time about 2,000 years to become the thirteenth apostle. ¶ _*PLEASE NOTE THAT R-E-A-D IS PRONOUNCED "RED", NOT "REED".*_ And contrary to what a famous comedian once claimed, I never said the Red Sea was named after me. ¶ Like all or nearly all my books, this contains so-called explicit content (and how): I always tick the box for warning people of that, but sometimes it doesn't take, so I'm also telling you here. I should probably also warn off any of you whose religion is one of the Abrahamic ones who can take offense at religious matters. This is probably not the book for you. (Actually, anything I've writ is probably not for you. I sincerely hope that you find lots of books that are for you.) ¶ As always, the price is the least amount Lulu will let me charge; I get no money from anything on here. ¶ The actual date of _tGoRTA_'s first being printed on its own is April 5, 2024. This 5"x8" edition (replacing the old pocket-sized edition, which (unfortunately) increases the price, but should have the same text) was first offered October 17, 2024. However, as part of _Heaven'n'Earth_ (part two) it was originally printed February 28, 2023.