Horizontal. The Recumbent Adventures of Philias Switchmoat the Third.

After a particularly violent fall from grace involving a recklessly homicidal umbrella, Philias Switchmoat the Third took a vow of horizontality. Never again would he resort to the vertical. But that wasn't going to stop him from leaving his mark on the world. Not even the hordes of undead zombies, a sexually deviant Priest, an aggressively threatening government official, murderously incompetent hotel staff, a malevolent cat and the combined efforts of the Metropolitan Police's elite SWAT team were going to stop him from doing that.