How To Entertain, Annoy & Offend People on TWITTER, Vol.1

I tweet. A lot. I mean like a LOT, lot. Mostly they're funny tweets, or at least they attempt to be. Occasionally they're in poor taste. Or offensive. Or confusing. Or just plain weird. They're meant to entertain. That, and to keep me occupied. Trust me--it's better I'm doing this than out on the streets.