The Captain Friend Interview

What is the secret behind one of today's most twisted literary minds? Where does he find the inspiration for such doomy, yet addictive, fiction? Why won't he stop talking about viral infections? Join Otimbo, as the veteran journalist probes the creepy, cobweb-covered past of one of America's strangest novelists in this first-person transcription of a recent interview. Be warned, though! Delving too deep may make you run to a television to shove out what you just learned!