I WON'T BE IN TODAY, I'VE SUPER GLUED MY EYES SHUT

This book is a must have if you are the type of person who cares about anything or a member of the human race or possibly even both! There are enough one liners to keep even the most boring individual going for the next couple of years. You may find that you become somewhat more attractive to the opposite sex as a result of ownership although this possible benefit can not be guaranteed.