Luke-Warm Gazpacho for the Cynical Pessimist's Soul

"Luke-Warm Gazpacho" was inspired by the many insipid events that happen around the world on an everyday basis. Presented in short-form "prosetry," "Luke-Warm" dives into the mystery of Jessica Simpson's success, people who chew gum loudly, and the enigma of the true color of the universe. If you've ever had your eyes go crossed at something stupid that someone has done, or if you've ever pondered such things as "What, exactly, does 'pre-owned' mean?" then this is the book for you...