FABULOUS WIMBLEDON

These Wimbledon stories are factual experiences of a tennis aficionado (nut) who fell in love with tennis after reaching the ripe age of forty-nine. This fact bears significantly upon the creation of the narration that I, Walker Joe Jackson, felt compelled to tell. If the wonderful game of tennis had not discovered me, 'The Queue' would still be a mystery, and I would have been denied the pleasures of Wimbledon. Will I go again? The question is not, will I, but when? I wish to mention here, before I forget, that occasionally some color and satire have been contrived to eliminate the banality of some of the sketches and characters. It's especially true in my case. However, all events and circumstances mentioned actually happened. If I said I did it, I did it. If I said I saw it, I saw it. However, any resemblance of a person living or dead is purely coincidental.