Lesser Known Sayings

There may well be a reason that these are lesser known sayings. Written with tongue in cheek, and foot in mouth, may these pearls of wisdom make you smile. He who farts at a funeral should prepare for a beating. Passion should be used sparingly. Give too much and your husband might confuse you with the harlot who lives next door. A man may crush a dozen termites but he cannot knock down a termite mound with his bare hands. Do dung beetle babies complain that their food is lousy? No, so shut up and eat what you have been given.