Ladies and gentlemen, bow down to the one and only Jay-Z, aka Hova - self-proclaimed king of rap, mogul, life coach, art curator and perhaps hip-hop's most legendary narcissist. Love him or find his ego insufferable, Jay's self-reverence knows no bounds. This rib-tickling tome pokes fun at rap royalty's highest opinions of himself through hilarious jokes, puns, and satirical reflections on Jay's lyrical legend. Is his net worth more than the GDP of small nations? Does he give himself exalted nicknames and think his albums are scripture? You bet. Does he hang pictures of himself around his mansions and name his companies after himself? No doubt. Now let's all laugh together at hip-hop's most confident conquistador with jokes even Jay-Z can appreciate. After all, what better tribute to Hova than an entire joke book dedicated to his greatness? Bow down peasants, and behold the witty wordplay ahead.