OVERBITE

Can’t a girl become a vampire if she wants to without upsetting the whole neighborhood? Is it too much to ask for a vampire to occasionally use a napkin? Or at least a lobster bib? How many witches does it take to screw up a coven? Why is one funky little mountain town not big enough for both witches and vampires? How much mischief can be caused by a boy wizard who won’t stop playing with his wand? What is the Tombstone Solution? How could the lowly kinnikinnick berry possibly cause confusion? Are there three more dangerous words than, “I knew it.”? Bite your tongue. Or she will.