Nigel lives aboard a narrowboat somewhere on the Leeds and Liverpool canal, but would much rather live in a palatial pad on the Coat Da Shure. He has been writing Sean and Diffy stories for longer than he can remember. This from someone who can't even remember what he had for his lunch.... pathetic! Please be warned, Sean and Diffy stories may be hilarious, but they also contain very strong language, and are guaranteed to offend, well........everyone!