Hundreds of original sci-fi, fantasy and horror movie puns, puzzles, jokes, word scrambles, and riddles from the mad monster brain of David J. Marchant. King Kong, Godzilla, Desperate HouseZombies, Gassy Mummies, Evil Alien Pods, Booger Beasts, Kinky Killer Clowns, Sexy Vampires, Mothman, Bigfoot farts, Frankenstein, Dracula, The Werewolf, and a horrible host of ghoulish gross-outs for funny-bone-munching maniacs and womaniacs. Introduction by Famous Monster Forrest J Ackerman, with illustrations by Bill Chancellor. Celebrity cameos include Ray Bradbury, Rob Zombie, Ray Harryhausen, Eminem, Elvira, Eddie Izzard, Bette Davis, Aston Kutcher and Oprah.

Hundreds of original sci-fi, fantasy and horror movie puns, puzzles, jokes, word scrambles, and riddles from the mad monster brain of David J. Marchant. King Kong, Godzilla, Desperate HouseZombies, Gassy Mummies, Evil Alien Pods, Booger Beasts, Kinky Killer Clowns, Sexy Vampires, Mothman, Bigfoot farts, Frankenstein, Dracula, The Werewolf, and a horrible host of ghoulish gross-outs for funny-bone-munching maniacs and womaniacs. Introduction by Famous Monster Forrest J Ackerman, with illustrations by Bill Chancellor. Celebrity cameos include Ray Bradbury, Rob Zombie, Ray Harryhausen, Eminem, Elvira, Eddie Izzard, Bette Davis, Aston Kutcher and Oprah.

Forrest J Ackerman, the man who coined the term "sci-fi" in 1954, published the world's shortest science fiction story, "Cosmic Report Card: Earth," in Vertex Magazine (1973). It has since been translated into eight languages. Ackerman, now 89, is known by millions as the former editor of Famous Monsters of Filmland Magazine; literary agent to sci-fi luminaries such as Ray Bradbury, L. Ron Hubbard, A.E. Van Vogt; ill-iterary agent to Ed Wood Jr; and also a super fan and collector. "Uncle Forry" is considered a mentor by notables like Stephen Spielberg, John Landis and Peter Jackson. Says Ackerman, "At the time, it was considered that Fredric Brown had written the world’s shortest; "The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door…" So I penned the shortest possible story I could imagine, suggesting that aliens were grading all the planets in our solar system."