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Bud Sturguess' 20 Greatest Hits
By Bud Sturguess
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In a time when country music was so confused that even Kid Rock was called a country artist, along came Bud Sturguess with... More > songs from America's underbelly. Gems such as 'Epic Fail in the Knoxville Jail,' 'My Son Calls Phil From CPS Daddy,' 'I Saw Her Face On Nancy Grace,' and 'Maury Two-Step (Don't Stop Conceivin')' tapped into an element of society that no one seemed qualified to talk about - until this hefty hairy crooner with a voice that bridged Hoyt Axton to the Sheriff of Nottingham in Disney's "Robin Hood" utilized country music, one of America's greatest forms of art, to express these once-untouchable, gritty subjects. A true keepsake, the lyrics to 17 of 20 of Bud Sturguess' greatest hits display a vein of America that only country could express. < Less
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A Normal Bearded Life
By Bud Sturguess
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Owing a hefty sum of money due to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers' loss to the Green Bay Packers last November, Bud Sturguess has... More > quickly published his autobiography - in picture form! That's right - reading is sooo "Harry Potter era!" With this methodically arranged sequence of self-portraits and personal documents, Sturguess (somewhat vainly) chronicles his time on earth so far; a normal bearded life. See what Bud Sturguess's Facebook friends used to see for free - until he deleted his photo album...heehee! < Less
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In Old Arizona and Other Poems
By Bud Sturguess
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It was 2008, the end of George W. Bush's presidency and the start of Katy Perry's reign as the queen of pop; and Bud... More > Sturguess published the worst book of poems ever spawned, "Sorry if it Rhymes." It was the worst collection of prose and rhyme since Walt Whitman's ill-advised "The Odyssey II: Pig in the City." But, over three years later, with the aid of God, Bud Sturguess's poetry has been redeemed with a mere twenty pages of stanzas describing the living and the dead, and the vast space between them. < Less
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Pink Cadillacs At Waterloo: The Lost Lyrics
By Jake Loeppky, Bud Sturguess
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Bud Sturguess's lyrics for the Murky Malarkies always bordered on the absurd and the absolute, with a subtle desperation... More > bridging the two. Now that Bud Sturguess has been shot, his lyrics are rock n' roll classics. "Pink Cadillacs At Waterloo" is a companion to the Murky Malarkies' new box set "Pandora's Socks," containing a wealth of Bud Sturguess's lost lyrics; includes original versions of hits like 'Mennonite Fight Tonight,' 'A Parole Officer in Love,' 'Black Mountain Restraining Order Rag,' and the legendary "worst reggae song of all time," 'Jimmy Page Stole Me Riff,' as well as many previously unreleased songs. This booklet is a gem for fans of the Murky Malarkies, the band whose members smashed mandolins and married, divorced, and married Megan Fox, whose albums topped the charts, whose concerts caused blackouts, were banned from performing on Saturday Night Live from 2015-2022, left their indelible mark on rock n' roll, and on the bruised head of Kanye West. < Less
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Blog 'Til Kingdom Come: The Blogs of Strother Lee Fiddlebear
By Strother Lee Fiddlebear
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Strother Lee Fiddlebear was born at Charles Starkweather Memorial Hospital in Big Spring Station, Nebraska in 1982. In 2006,... More > his reckless ways sent him into exile from his home state. "With all the vodka I’ve swallowed, my liver should be persuading me to become a Marxist," he writes. Strother relocated to the small town of Stanton, Texas, where he currently works at Harry Dean's Stanton Car Wash, station #4 and publishes this Christian blog online. Through his almost-proper grammar and impassioned desire to speak about God, Strother Lee Fiddlebear presents a look at good versus evil, sin and redemption, from the point of view of the self-described "worstest man who ever lived." < Less
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Nobody's Car: A Novella
By Bud Sturguess
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Actress Jenna Fischer filed a restraining order against Bud Sturguess when "Nobody's Car" was published in 2010; whether it... More > was because of his obsessive letters or the awful quality of the book remains unclear. This re-release of the novella with which Bud Sturguess tried to destroy his own writing ability is a testimony of how he used to be, what he still struggles with today, and that from which God freed him. Grigori Rasputin once theorized that people must sin to humiliate themselves, so that they won't become arrogant - well, Rasputin was an idiot. But while we mustn't abide in sin any longer than we did, and are freed from its chains by the blood of Christ, we can still confess our old ways to show others those dark places we ought not travel. And in "Nobody's Car," Sturguess shows you plenty of places not to go, especially via stolen Scion XA. < Less
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Through the Plaid Brightly: The Julie Letters
By Bud Sturguess
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Julie Webb brought out the best work in Bud Sturguess when he was struggling to chug back to a start after taking a break... More > from writing due to sucking at it. Collected here is some of his best work, commissioned by Ms. Webb. Includes short stories, essays, songs and poems. < Less
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In the Absence of Plaid
By Bud Sturguess
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A collection of detailed essays on some of classic rock's greatest "forgotten" albums, examining releases by the likes of... More > Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd, Tom Petty, Guns N' Roses, the Byrds, AC/DC, Blue Oyster Cult, and more. < Less
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Through the Plaid Brightly: The Julie Letters
By Bud Sturguess
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Julie Webb brought out the best work in Bud Sturguess when he was struggling to chug back to a start after taking a break... More > from writing due to sucking at it. Collected here is some of his best work, commissioned by Ms. Webb. Includes short stories, essays, songs and poems. < Less
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In the Absence of Plaid
By Bud Sturguess
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A collection of detailed essays on some of classic rock's greatest "forgotten" albums, examining releases by the likes of... More > Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd, Tom Petty, Guns N' Roses, the Byrds, AC/DC, Blue Oyster Cult, and more. < Less
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