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Dungeons & Dayjobs By Robert Northrup
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Have you ever delivered meals to shut-in trolls or warlocks? Ever made one of those wagers with a deity where you just know a dozen mortals will end up insane or beheaded, daughters marrying fathers,... More > cousins stabbing grandmothers, and almost always, somebody has to lose an eye? What if you could bend a paperclip into an intricate, spring-loaded pattern that would allow it to walk across your desk, write reports for you, brew coffee and do your entire job? Escape from your dayjob into this collection of 2d6 short stories, 5 recipes and a novella.< Less
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Punk Pals Unwashed, Volume I By Robert Northrup
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Compilation of the first seven issues of Punk Pals Unwashed, a print zine that ran from 1995-2000. "Mail From People Who Don't Crochet." It was meant to carry free ads for freaky pen pals.... More > It also worked as an outlet for my articles and doodles and collage. Most importantly, Punk Pals Unwashed got me laid! This free eeeeeeee-book is available in glorious black and white as if fresh off the xerox machine, except for one or two pages in color. Not recommended for associates under 17.< Less
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Have you ever delivered meals to shut-in trolls or warlocks? Ever solved a shaman's murder by details you noticed at the lizard orgy? Ever made one of those wagers with a deity where you just know a... More > dozen mortals will end up insane or beheaded, daughters marrying fathers, cousins stabbing grandmothers, and almost always, somebody has to lose an eye? What if you could bend a paperclip into an intricate, spring-loaded pattern that would allow it to walk across your desk, write reports for you, brew coffee and do your entire job? Escape from your dayjob into this collection of 2d6 short stories, 5 recipes and a novella. [Rated M for Mature. Some scenes may not be appropriate for associates under 17.]< Less
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Grand Theft Boblo By Robert Northrup
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A Tale of Piracy on the Detroit River. But not much of it happens in Detroit or on Boblo Island. Mostly it's about a guy who wants to be a pirate, so the first thing he does is steal a jet ski.
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Dungeons & Dayjobs By Robert Northrup
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Have you ever delivered meals to shut-in trolls or warlocks Ever made one of those wagers with a deity where you just know a dozen mortals will end up insane or beheaded, daughters marrying fathers,... More > cousins stabbing grandmothers, and almost always, somebody has to lose an eye What if you could bend a paperclip into an intricate, spring-loaded pattern that would allow it to walk across your desk, write reports for you, brew coffee and do your entire job Escape from your dayjob into this collection of 2d6 short stories, 5 recipes and a novella.< Less

About Robert Northrup

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How could you not buy a novel from that cutie? Born on a Friday the Thirteenth in a Naval hospital on the anniversary of the formation of the U.S. Navy, Rob considers it his duty, nay, his birthright to swear like a sailor. Please take that into consideration before sampling any of his wares and getting surprised. After graduating with a B.S. in Creative Writing (I know, right?) from Eastern Michigan University, Northrup used his skills to make tacos for a year, then stocked groceries, performed data entry, delivered pizza, courted and married a Texan, and returned to enter more data in Michigan.

Currently Rob works as a Periodicals Acquisitions Specialist at a company which bears no similarity to the actual people, places or companies depicted in Dungeons & Dayjobs, because that's a work of fiction. If there were similarities, they were coincidental.

Free stuff! Get the full ebook of Dungeons & Dayjobs, Punk Pals Unwashed (zines), or audio plays starring Rob and Melinda. I approve!

 

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