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The Week By Chris Zell
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Bob Lyle is a professional tennis player. Don't worry, no one else has heard of him either. But all that will change after The Week.
If Life's An Experiment, I'm A Lab Rat By Chris Zell
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(1 Ratings)
'If Life's An Experiment, I'm A Lab Rat' is a hilarious collection of previously published humorous stories and observations from the perspective of Chris Zell. We could go on and tell you all... More > kinds of wonderful things about Chris and this book but we don't have to because other people have: '. . .Zell writes like Dave Barry with rabies.' - Mike Fortier, Author of 'The Overachieving Stein Collector' 'Just when you think you have him under control it seems like his medication wears off.' - Fred Henderson, 'The Lawrence Voice' 'Zell has a way of looking at the world the way few others could or would dare.' - Theresa DeLuca, 'Bombshells' 'This is funny stuff. Scary, but very funny.' - Scott Randolph, 'MATV' '. . .exceptionally funny except when aimed at me.' - Bob Ventullo, 'Jester On-Line'< Less
Surviving Customer Service By Chris Zell
eBook (PDF): $4.00
Surviving Customer Service is the preeminent book of it's kind. Being the only makes that designation easier. Chris Zell has condensed years of customer service experience into a tome that lays out... More > what to expect once you cross the portals into the world of customer service. Turns out, not much. In a land filled with back-stabbing workers, ineffective management, uncaring corporations and the slime that keeps this netherworld together, customers, you should enter with your eyes open, heart pre-hardened, and liver prepared for serious post-work drinking. Zell gives you the weapons to navigate through the soul-sucking landscape that you will long to escape. He'll tell you how to deal with managers (treat them like mushrooms - keep 'em in the dark, feed 'em shit); co-workers (create a fake identity because if they find out who you are the real trouble begins); and customers (have you played the 'Why?' game with a kid? They're that annoying).< Less
Catless Tails By Chris Zell
eBook (PDF): $6.39
(2 Ratings)
From Chris Zell, the author of "If Life's An Experiment, I'm A Lab Rat", comes "Catless Tails" his newest exploration into a world inhabited by those not only too dumb to... More > get out of the rain, they're too stupid to spell it. "Still scary, still hilarious, still Zell." Bob Ventullo, author of 'The Good, The Bad, The Ugly - One Man's Tour In Afghanistan" "This book solidifies Chris' place as one of the funniest people on the planet." Ken 'Toe' Blake, SlapShotFan.com "Zell has a knack for taking any situation and putting a happy face on it. With a two by four and a pickaxe." Scott Randolph, MATV "This book made me laugh out loud. Which is pretty embarrassing at a funeral." Mike Fortier, Author of "The Stein Way!" "Chris may be a washed-up hockey player, but this book definitely scores a goal." Jason Ransleben, Author of "96 Steps To Hell"< Less
Surviving Customer Service By Chris Zell
Paperback: $16.98
Prints in 3-5 business days
Surviving Customer Service is the preeminent book of it's kind. Being the only makes that designation easier. Chris Zell has condensed years of customer service experience into a tome that lays out... More > what to expect once you cross the portals into the world of customer service. Turns out, not much. In a land filled with back-stabbing workers, ineffective management, uncaring corporations and the slime that keeps this netherworld together, customers, you should enter with your eyes open, heart pre-hardened, and liver prepared for serious post-work drinking. Zell gives you the weapons to navigate through the soul-sucking landscape that you will long to escape. He'll tell you how to deal with managers (treat them like mushrooms - keep 'em in the dark, feed 'em shit); co-workers (create a fake identity because if they find out who you are the real trouble begins); and customers (have you played the 'Why?' game with a kid? They're that annoying). < Less
Catless Tails By Chris Zell
Paperback: $13.99
Prints in 3-5 business days
(2 Ratings)
From Chris Zell, the author of "If Life's An Experiment, I'm A Lab Rat", comes "Catless Tails" his newest exploration into a world inhabited by those not only too dumb to... More > get out of the rain, they're too stupid to spell it. "Still scary, still hilarious, still Zell." Bob Ventullo, author of 'The Good, The Bad, The Ugly - One Man's Tour In Afghanistan" "This book solidifies Chris' place as one of the funniest people on the planet." Ken 'Toe' Blake, SlapShotFan.com "Zell has a knack for taking any situation and putting a happy face on it. With a two by four and a pickaxe." Scott Randolph, MATV "This book made me laugh out loud. Which is pretty embarrassing at a funeral." Mike Fortier, Author of "The Stein Way!" "Chris may be a washed-up hockey player, but this book definitely scores a goal." Jason Ransleben, Author of "96 Steps To Hell" < Less
If Life's An Experiment, I'm A Lab Rat By Chris Zell
Paperback: $13.99
Prints in 3-5 business days
(1 Ratings)
'If Life's An Experiment, I'm A Lab Rat' is a hilarious collection of previously published humorous stories and observations from the perspective of Chris Zell. We could go on and tell you all... More > kinds of wonderful things about Chris and this book but we don't have to because other people have: '. . .Zell writes like Dave Barry with rabies.' - Mike Fortier, Author of 'The Overachieving Stein Collector' 'Just when you think you have him under control it seems like his medication wears off.' - Fred Henderson, 'The Lawrence Voice' 'Zell has a way of looking at the world the way few others could or would dare.' - Theresa DeLuca, 'Bombshells' 'This is funny stuff. Scary, but very funny.' - Scott Randolph, 'MATV' '. . .exceptionally funny except when aimed at me.' - Bob Ventullo, 'Jester On-Line' < Less