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Carl Allen Schoner's Cartoon Cookbook Sampler By Carl Schoner
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"Carl Allen Schoner's Cartoon Cookbook Sampler" is a zany collection of Carl's favorite quick-fix recipies and cooking related cartoons, including such masterful creations as "Carl's... More > Corney Dogs," "Mighty Meat Balls," "Beer Can Chicken," "Chipped Beef on Toast," and "Your Mama's Eggs!" In addition, you will find the book fully seasoned with a wide assortment of what the author considers to be among his most tasteful cartoons! Written especially for bachelors with little or no cooking experience (or anyone else who doesn't know how to boil an egg) this book emphasizes the essential basic rules of good cooking. Learn to always maximize your resources. Don't work too hard, and don't get too fancy in your preparation. Keep it simple, but make it look complex. Be sure your side dish compliments the main entrée nicely. Time your preparation with the delivery of the meal. And most important of all, keep your sense of humor in the kitchen!< Less
Carl Allen Schoner's Cartoon Cookbook Sampler By Carl Schoner
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"Carl Allen Schoner's Cartoon Cookbook Sampler" is a zany collection of Carl's favorite quick-fix recipies and cooking related cartoons, including such masterful creations as "Carl's... More > Corney Dogs," "Mighty Meat Balls," "Beer Can Chicken," "Chipped Beef on Toast," and "Your Mama's Eggs!" In addition, you will find the book fully seasoned with a wide assortment of what the author considers to be among his most tasteful cartoons! Written especially for bachelors with little or no cooking experience (or anyone else who doesn't know how to boil an egg) this book emphasizes the essential basic rules of good cooking. Learn to always maximize your resources. Don't work too hard, and don't get too fancy in your preparation. Keep it simple, but make it look complex. Be sure your side dish compliments the main entrée nicely. Time your preparation with the delivery of the meal. And most important of all, keep your sense of humor in the kitchen!< Less
CASFILER - ANATOMY OF A CLIPPER APPLICATION By Carl Schoner
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This is the complete user manaual and program listing for "CASFILER," a DOS based Clipper database application I developed some years ago that is woefully archaic by today's standards, but... More > nonetheless will provide a enlightening view of how complex the development of even the simplest "useful" PC database applications can be. If you aspire to be a "coder," this work will provide a clear model of how deeply you must address not only the functional aspects of your shareware applications, but also the documentation and user support issues as well in order for the applications to be considered genuinely useful. For an additional $5.00 you can receive the executable via email or delivered on CD.< Less
Casfiler - Anatomy of a Clipper Applicaton By Carl Schoner
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This is the complete user manaual and program listing for "CASFILER," a DOS based Clipper database application I developed some years ago that is woefully archaic by today's standards, but... More > nonetheless will provide a enlightening view of how complex the development of even the simplest "useful" PC database applications can be. If you aspire to be a "coder," this work will provide a clear model of how deeply you must address not only the functional aspects of your shareware applications, but also the documentation and user support issues as well in order for the applications to be considered genuinely useful.< Less
Spaghetti Code How to Make a Career Out of Playing With Computers By Carl Allen Schoner
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This is a delicious compilation of assorted algorithms, programs, applications, and cartoons that I have created over the years using a variety of tools and programming languages, most notably... More > Clipper and dBase, but also C, awk, sed, grep, perl, SQL, shell scripting, and india ink. DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK TO LEARN HOW TO PROGRAM! This is more of a book on how NOT to write computer programs. However, if you are an experienced programmer and enjoy viewing code as a logic puzzle, or you would just like to own a collection of some of the most hilarious cartoons and arcane algorithms you will ever be challenged to digest, then by all means, spend a few bucks! Bon Apetite!< Less
Spaghetti Code By Carl Schoner
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This is a delicious compilation of assorted algorithms, programs, applications, and cartoons that I have created over the years using a variety of tools and programming languages, most notably... More > Clipper and dBase, but also C, awk, sed, grep, perl, SQL, shell scripting, and india ink. DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK TO LEARN HOW TO PROGRAM! This is more of a book on how NOT to write computer programs. However, if you are an experienced programmer and enjoy viewing code as a logic puzzle, or you would just like to own a collection of some of the most hilarious cartoons and arcane algorithms you will ever be challenged to digest, then by all means, spend a few bucks and download a copy of my book! That way you can convert the PDF to text and cut and paste the routines that you would like to use rather than having to key them in from scratch. Bon Apetite!< Less
Suburban Samurai -The Asian Invasion of the San Gabriel Valley By Carl Schoner
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In the author's words, "A friendly invasion is an invasion nonetheless." This is a humorous personal perspective of how the new wave of Asian immigrants pouring into the San Gabriel Valley... More > has transformed life there. As seen through the eyes of the Artist/Author, this book paints a picturesque exposé of the rapidly changing demographics of the Valley that is as sensitive as it is funny. The contents provide a wild ride of essays and cartoons that touch upon such topics of interest as Samurai Image and Wealth, Politics, Samurai Restaurants and Dining Experiences, Music and Entertainment, Feng Shui, the Dating Disparity Issue, the Asian Intellectual Superiority Myth, Karaoke Clubs, Samurai Supermarket Adventures, and much more! This perspective is essential reading for anyone interested in contemporary American or Asian American studies!< Less
Suburban Samurai -The Asian Invasion of the San Gabriel Valley By Carl Schoner
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In the author's words, "A friendly invasion is an invasion nonetheless." This is a humorous personal perspective of how the new wave of Asian immigrants pouring into the San Gabriel Valley... More > has transformed life there. As seen through the eyes of the Artist/Author, this book paints a picturesque exposé of the rapidly changing demographics of the Valley that is as sensitive as it is funny. The contents provide a wild ride of essays and cartoons that touch upon such topics of interest as Samurai Image and Wealth, Politics, Samurai Restaurants and Dining Experiences, Music and Entertainment, Feng Shui, the Dating Disparity Issue, the Asian Intellectual Superiority Myth, Karaoke Clubs, Samurai Supermarket Adventures, and much more! This perspective is essential reading for anyone interested in contemporary American or Asian American studies!< Less
Dream Psycles - A New Awakening in Hypnosis By Carl Schoner
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Do you want to achieve great things in life? This book will show you how! In Dream Psycles, you will learn: • Why many people cannot achieve even the simplest of goals, while others achieve... More > spectacular goals with astonishing ease. • How we are essentially hypnotized all of the time, in the form of a Dreamscape. • How the Dream Psycles that compose your Dreamscape also define your health, happiness, and fortune in life. • How mental set-points regulate your abilities, and how easily you can redefine these set-points once you know how. • How to create a brand new Dreamscape using the highly effective array of modalities, scripts, and techniques I reveal. • How to master the art of Thinking Big and finally actualize all of the grand goals you may conceive in life! Life is too short to not empower yourself to live it to the fullest! Reading Dream Psycles will awaken your hidden potential, giving you the power to make even your wildest dreams come true! < Less
How to Sell Like a True Professional! By Carl Schoner
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"How To Sell Like a True Professional!" is a complete sales training course and motivational manual rolled into one little book. The author draws upon his background in behavioral science,... More > corporate sales training and clinical hypnosis to articulate a highly inspirational and motivational argument hammering home the point that the only thing preventing most salespeople from achieving great success in life is their own thinking! Throughout this book he presents powerful tips, techniques and methodologies that salespeople can use to overcome this limited thinking, while at the same time addressing all of the traditional material covered in an intermediate or advanced sales training program. Easy to read and simple to understand, this delightful book is packed with powerful information that will make it an essential handbook for anyone who is serious about improving their sales performance!< Less