Slug Talk: Observations on Life from the Viewpoint of a Slug. Slug stories, slug songs, slug rhymes, slug jokes and loads of slug fun. Special Bonus Feature 'Horrible Horace Spots a Slug'.
After... More > reading this book you will NEVER look at slugs in the same way again.< Less
Lisa, Greta and Mildred are three little sisters. One day a little green man pays them a visit. He tells them that they are faeries, real honest to goodness faeries. With that, their magical... More > adventures begin... Six crazy-mad stories by the crazy-mad writer.< Less
This is the story of two old friends,
Who are brought to a world that is facing its end,
A fair land of magic and splendour about,
A place ruled by reason and rhyme without doubt.
These two allies,... More > called Wot and Nott,
Are in a Race Against Time, and trying to stop,
Miafra ‘The Evil’ who is stealing the land,
Removing the seasons, free will and all time,
Follow them on in this tale of intrigue
To see if their exploits fail or succeed…< Less
An unusually small Christmas transported Wot and Nott to the magical land of Onisha, where Umahia, the Grand Mystic, told them how Miafra had taken it over. Umahia asked for their help, ridding... More > Onisha of the evil dictator. Having accepted the challenge, Wot and Nott set off, determined to put an end to the despot’s cruel rule.
Having eaten from the Tree of Knowledge and Wisdom, Wot and Nott sailed across the Sea of Loneliness in a five hundred year old boat, to Onisha proper, where they met a statue hell-bent on destroying them.
Continuing their quest to save the land of Onisha, Wot and Nott must travel further across it. After fighting their way past a Dragonsaur and then battling the dreaded Protectors, they find the Temple of Wan, where an incredibly old man named Ondo-O-Osqualo tells them that all is not well in the Realm of the Black Crystals...< Less
Mad Mr Viscous, the owner of a glue factory, is hell-bent on making his fortune, selling glue made from his secret ingredient – HORSES. Determined to put a stop to it, Jimmy and his best friend... More > Eric set off on a fantastic adventure; in a world of witches, warlocks and animalistics, that up until then they had no idea even existed.< Less
Tales of the Extraordinary: Stories for children and adults by the Crazy-mad Writer.
This book contains a selection of stories, strange stories, amusing stories, fun stories, exciting stories, scary... More > stories – and, above all, EXTRAORDINARY STORIES.< Less
Determined to rescue the land of Onisha from the clutches of the evil Miafra, Wot and Nott must find The Sacred Site of the Stones, where the dreaded Protectors are holding Kakuri captive. They must... More > also fend off an attack by the deadly Chameleon beetles...< Less
Determined to put an end to the despot, Miafra's cruel rule, Wot and Nott sailed across the Sea of Loneliness in a five hundred year old boat, to Onisha proper, where they met a statue hell-bent on... More > destroying them. In their quest to save the land of Onisha, Wot and Nott travelled further across it, fighting a ferocious Dragonsaur, and then battling the dreaded Protectors.
When they found the Temple of Wan, they repaired it via the Realm of the Black Crystals. Determined to save Onisha from the clutches of Miafra, Wot and Nott freed Kakuri from the Sacred Site of the Stones.
After fending off an attack by deadly Chameleon beetles, they now face the last leg of their epic journey, where they must tear down the Timeless Gates, enter Onisha City, find the Citadel of Composure, where Miafra is located, and ultimately defeat him.< Less
After saving the land of Onisha from the despot Miafra (Wot, Nott, Kakuri and the HU BA HOU, parts 1 to 4), Wot and Nott return home for a much needed rest. However, after hearing about strange... More > goings on – giant, stone statues walking about in faraway Easter Island – they are intrigued. When the Director of International Affairs, at the Foreign Office, contacts them, Nott is flabbergasted to find out that Wot is a secret agent, a spy, the eyes and ears of her majesty. Having convinced Nott into joining his friend as a spy, the Director sends them to Easter Island, to find out why – and how – such huge statues are able to move< Less
Having set off for Easter Island, on the SS Culprit with its motley crew, Wot and Nott were shipwrecked during the mother of all storms. Floating away from wreck, atop a raft constructed from pallets... More > and empty oil drums, they save both themselves and a car – a brand-new Austin Cambridge - from a watery demise. Arriving on Easter Island, Wot and Nott discover a mysterious land where more than a thousand statues – giant stone heads – are moving! Moreover, Miafra, their sworn enemy, secreted in his sanctum inside a volcano, is controlling them!< Less
My stories are famous, the whole world can see, that people are reading my stories - you’ll agree. Celebrity evens and those in awed hush are falling over each other, so much is the rush, the rush to go buy them, to see how they pan out, Alice and Rotter, Jimmy and Mouse, God and the devil, and three sisters, so free, Wot, Nott and Kakuri, and HU BA HOU’Y. But amidst this euphoria one thing is quite clear, no one can imitate my crazy-mad career. People quite famous are reading my books now, Malia Obama and Fergie, so proud. Michael O’Leary and Sarah Brightman also. Reporters and editors from television and radio. Elizabeth of England has a copy of her own, I hear that she reads it while seated on her throne. The person most famous, I think you’ll agree, Richard Branson of VIRGIN, has a copy or three. To finish this ditty I’ll say this to you, go purchase my books; join this elite group. PS Be sure to look at all of the pages in my Crazymad Bookshop. There is something for everyone.
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