My stories are famous, the whole world can see, that people are reading my stories - you’ll agree. Celebrity evens and those in awed hush are falling over each other, so much is the rush, the rush to go buy them, to see how they pan out, Alice and Rotter, Jimmy and Mouse, God and the devil, and three sisters, so free, Wot, Nott and Kakuri, and HU BA HOU’Y.
But amidst this euphoria one thing is quite clear, no one can imitate my crazy-mad career. People quite famous are reading my books now, Malia Obama and Fergie, so proud. Michael O’Leary and Sarah Brightman also. Reporters and editors from television and radio. Elizabeth of England has a copy of her own, I hear that she reads it while seated on her throne. The person most famous, I think you’ll agree, Richard Branson of VIRGIN, has a copy or three. To finish this ditty I’ll say this to you, go purchase my books; join this elite group.
PS Be sure to look at all of the pages in my Crazymad Bookshop. There is something for everyone.