Daniels was following in the footsteps of Steinbeck, Hemingway, and Salinger to pen “the next great American novel” but got sidetracked with eating chili dogs and having what seemed like perpetual diarrhea, so he decided to write about that stuff instead.
In Meaty Balls!, his debut collection of hilarious essays, expositions, and insights, Daniels has authored a touching work of epic scale, proving that he is one of the greaestt authors of our time and every other time including the Mesozoic Era and whatever time the movie The Fifth Element took place in. If you know what’s good for you, you won’t read his book (reverse psychology). Please purchase and read his book (polite, direct approach). Buy it within three days or risk getting a flat on the freeway (scare tactic). It's good for your liver (health hype). Buy it or your mom will be disappointed in you (guilt trip).