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I am a decadent Christian poet and crime novelist living underground under an assumed name. I have too many fetishes to mention and can be perversely erotic or violently offensive, depending on your taste.

 
Metaphysical Pulp Fiction
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THE LIAR'S GOSPEL
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If you love guns and religion this is the book for you!
Once upon a time in ancient Judaea: Jesus comes not in peace but... More > with his gang of disciples and twin Uzis to take back His Father's territory! The Real Story of How the Middle East Was Won!! < Less
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CONFESSIONS OF A MAD DETECTIVE, Part One
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Harry Mills is a private detective on the hunt for the exotic bitch that left him scratching the back of his ear with his foot.
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CRIME PAYS
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Fatale must decide whether to continue a life of crime while hunted by the police or stay at home with his hot 17-year-old girlfriend.
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THE MAN WHO SHOT PARIS HILTON
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Hard-boiled pulp fiction meets sleazy tabloid romance in a two-gun cocktail of violence, romance and millions! Private... More > detective Duke Brady is hired by a terrified and confused Nicky Hilton to look into the death of her sister, the infamous Paris Hilton when the heiress is fatally shot down as she walks the red carpet before by an excited crowd of onlookers and paparazzi.

The high profile shooting of the notorious blonde is seen around the globe by millions leading to Duke to save the life of Lindsay Lohan when the wayward starlet is likewise targeted. Brady's discovery of a global conspiracy targeting Hollywood's A-List celebutantes for murder. Their goal, to leave one woman standing. A woman who by utter default will become the most popular woman in the world and a ready tool and political proxy for a secret network of international power brokers. < Less
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MAN IN A FRAME
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Ex-small town cop Barry Electric is released from prison after doing fifteen years hard time for a rape he didn't commit.... More > They won't get a chance to put him away for the murder he intends to. Only one man and one woman know the truth that can clear his name. But one of them must die before the the other can talk... < Less
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BULLETSPEAK
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Asian cops in New York City fight for the law even when everything on the street is against them.
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Bullet Speak
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Hardboiled NYC Asian cops in four intense crime novellas; Suspense filled pulp fiction for the Obama Nation
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CRIME PAYS
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A story so visceral you can smell it! Fatale only has one thing on his mind--make that two things: his 17 year old... More > girlfriend's beautiful sweaty feet, which he could lick and suck for hours, if only the cops weren't trying to put the Outfit behind bars in an all points manhunt for the gang's mastermind Fat Gino.
Beautiful Undercover police detective Kaye infiltrates the gang but her perspiration drenched fishnet clad feet in polished black patent leather stilettos immediately grabs Fatale's attention and almost prove too hard to resist. < Less
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CONFESSIONS OF A MAD DETECTIVE
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PI Harry Mills has a one night stand that leaves him hairy and itching, but he still has his gun and only one way to solve his problem.
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DUKE BRADY'S PRIVATE INVESTIGATIONS: Volume One
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The hero of THE MAN WHO SHOT PARIS HILTON is back in two new novellas.

THE LUCKY AND THE DAMNED: Duke Brady goes after... More > self-proclaimed revolutionary and cold-blooded killer Ivan Ivanov. Ivanov's mission; to restart the Russian Revolution! The streets fill with blood and soon Little Siberia is haunted by a shadowy demon hunting fear possessed would-be saints!

THE STRANGE CORSET OF EMPRESS WU dates from the 7th century when a Mongol chieftain had the erotic accessory made to please the blood thirsty Empress Wu. When Brady is hired by leggy Sadie Thompson to find the stolen corset which produces intense prolonged orgasms owing to its unique construction of double-jointed monkey fingers and fire-breathing dragon skin, he also finds vicious Yakuza and a mysterious Chinese billionaire willing to sacrifice the lives of any number of beautiful fashion models to possess it. The only man standing in their way is Duke Brady and his twin .45s, ready to stop the murderous criminals in their bloody tracks. < Less
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