I am a decadent underground metaphysical poet and hardboiled crime novelist. I have too many fetishes to mention and much like the Marquis de Sade my work can be read as perversely erotic or violently offensive, depending on your taste.
Bookish and withdrawn, Ping Ping is an angry and confused college exchange student from Hong Kong attending Emily Dickinson Liberal Arts College, an affluent party school. One fateful day the... More > disaffected student sets out across campus armed with assault rifle intent on a shooting spree when he is literally touched by the hand of a poet who has mysteriously traveled from the 67th century. Finding religion on the spot Ping Ping abruptly declares himself touched by the hand of Jesus Christ and sets out to seek Salvation. Soon joining him are the poet of the future himself a listless slacker whose sole ambition is simply never to go back to the future, the members of the up and coming rock band Swinging Poets well on their way to becoming the "next big thing" and the hotties of Alpha Omega sorority, hard partying brunette stoner Tori, and identical blonde twin sisters Daniella and Gabriella McGee whose destiny is to rule the world, or what's left of it.< Less
If you love guns and religion this is the book for you!
Once upon a time in ancient Judaea: Jesus comes not in peace but with his gang of disciples and twin Uzis to take back His Father's territory!... More > The Real Story of How the Middle East Was Won!!< Less
Ex-small town cop Barry Electric is released from prison after doing fifteen years hard time for a rape he didn't commit. They won't get a chance to put him away for the murder he intends to. Only... More > one man and one woman know the truth that can clear his name. But one of them must die before the the other can talk...< Less
The hero of THE MAN WHO SHOT PARIS HILTON is back in two new novellas.
THE LUCKY AND THE DAMNED: Duke Brady goes after self-proclaimed revolutionary and cold-blooded killer Ivan Ivanov. Ivanov's... More > mission; to restart the Russian Revolution! The streets fill with blood and soon Little Siberia is haunted by a shadowy demon hunting fear possessed would-be saints!
THE STRANGE CORSET OF EMPRESS WU dates from the 7th century when a Mongol chieftain had the erotic accessory made to please the blood thirsty Empress Wu. When Brady is hired by leggy Sadie Thompson to find the stolen corset which produces intense prolonged orgasms owing to its unique construction of double-jointed monkey fingers and fire-breathing dragon skin, he also finds vicious Yakuza and a mysterious Chinese billionaire willing to sacrifice the lives of any number of beautiful fashion models to possess it. The only man standing in their way is Duke Brady and his twin .45s, ready to stop the murderous criminals in their bloody tracks.< Less
Private Eye Duke Brady in three new hardboiled novellas. In THE GIRL FROM NOWHERE Duke sets out to find the missing heir to a mysterious fortune; in I, GUNMAN Duke's old running buddy Blackie Calhoun... More > makes the fatal mistake of thinking the hard dick is a soft touch; and finally, in SATAN TAKES A RIDE a renegade band of motorcycle riding outlaws has overrun the peaceful town of Sunnyside where they seem to have the local sheriff afraid of his own shadow.< Less
Hard-boiled pulp fiction meets sleazy tabloid romance in a two-gun cocktail of violence, romance and millions! Private detective Duke Brady is hired by a terrified and confused Nicky Hilton to look... More > into the death of her sister, the infamous Paris Hilton when the heiress is fatally shot down as she walks the red carpet before by an excited crowd of onlookers and paparazzi.
The high profile shooting of the notorious blonde is seen around the globe by millions leading to Duke to save the life of Lindsay Lohan when the wayward starlet is likewise targeted. Brady's discovery of a global conspiracy targeting Hollywood's A-List celebutantes for murder. Their goal, to leave one woman standing. A woman who by utter default will become the most popular woman in the world and a ready tool and political proxy for a secret network of international power brokers.< Less