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A Concise History of Heaven and Earth
By Andrew Charles Johner
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"Zang, wang, and Bangtang! Then all of a sudden I am whisked away on a space train bound for the afterlife screaming 'Just... More > what in Bog's name is this all about?" Follow the author himself on this autobiographical account of his first real journey off the farm through space and time. This is a short and concise, yet unforgettable adventrue that puts humanity on display in the most awkward of ways. < Less
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Where in the HELL is this Going?
By Andrew Charles Johner
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It's the rapture on the moon and all the Jews have disappeared...On Earth people are falling from the sky, growing tentacles... More > and second persons from strange parts of their bodies. Folks are talking to Jesus through paintings, killing gigantic mutant spiders with loaves of bread and whizzing through space a million miles a minute trying to reincarnate a dead religion...It's all happening in this brand new collection of nonfigurative fiction stories by Andrew Charles Johner that are guaranteed to make you laugh, sing, dance, cry, copulate, and bleed. < Less
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The Singularity
By Andrew Charles Johner
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George C. Pry, the dullest of Astrophysics professors, creates a hydrothermal rotating vaccum of hydrogen out of a Torius... More > 9000 saltwater pool-pump. All is well until his machine gives birth to a star no larger than a breadcrumb that would eventually become a portal into another universe. Follow George on his bizzare adventrue chasing the inevitable fate of humanity while riding the back of a 33 ton lobster. < Less
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The Singularity
By Andrew Charles Johner
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George C. Pry, the dullest of Astrophysics professors, creates a hydrothermal rotating vaccum of hydrogen out of a Torius... More > 9000 saltwater pool-pump. All is well until his machine gives birth to a star no larger than a breadcrumb that would eventually become a portal into another universe. Follow George on his bizzare adventrue chasing the inevitable fate of humanity while riding the back of a 33 ton lobster. < Less
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Where In the Hell Is This Going
By Andrew Charles Johner
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It's the rapture on the moon and all the Jews have disappeared...On Earth people are falling from the sky, growing tentacles... More > and second persons from strange parts of their bodies. Folks are talking to Jesus through paintings, killing gigantic mutant spiders with loaves of bread and whizzing through space a million miles a minute trying to reincarnate a dead religion...It's all happening in this brand new collection of nonfigurative fiction stories by Andrew Charles Johner that are guaranteed to make you laugh, sing, dance, cry, copulate, and bleed. < Less
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A Concise History of Heaven and Earth
By A.C. Johner
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"Zang, wang, and Bangtang! Then all of a sudden I am whisked away on a space train bound for the afterlife screaming 'Just... More > what in Bog's name is this all about " Follow the author himself on this autobiographical account of his first real journey off the farm through space and time. This is a short and concise, yet unforgettable adventrue that puts humanity on display in the most awkward of ways. < Less
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Where in the HELL is this Going?
By Andrew Charles Johner
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It's the rapture on the moon and all the Jews have disappeared...On Earth people are falling from the sky, growing tentacles... More > and second persons from strange parts of their bodies. Folks are talking to Jesus through paintings, killing gigantic mutant spiders with loaves of bread and whizzing through space a million miles a minute trying to reincarnate a dead religion...It's all happening in this brand new collection of nonfigurative fiction stories by Andrew Charles Johner that are guaranteed to make you laugh, sing, dance, cry, copulate, and bleed. < Less
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The Singularity
By Andrew Charles Johner
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George C. Pry, the dullest of Astrophysics professors, creates a hydrothermal rotating vaccum of hydrogen out of a Torius... More > 9000 saltwater pool-pump. All is well until his machine gives birth to a star no larger than a breadcrumb that would eventually become a portal into another universe. Follow George on his bizzare adventrue chasing the inevitable fate of humanity while riding the back of a 33 ton lobster. < Less
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A Concise History of Heaven and Earth
By Andrew Charles Johner
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"Zang, wang, and Bangtang! Then all of a sudden I am whisked away on a space train bound for the afterlife screaming 'Just... More > what in Bog's name is this all about?" Follow the author himself on this autobiographical account of his first real journey off the farm through space and time. This is a short and concise, yet unforgettable adventrue that puts humanity on display in the most awkward of ways. < Less
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