"Zang, wang, and Bangtang! Then all of a sudden I am whisked away on a space train bound for the afterlife screaming 'Just what in Bog's name is this all about?" Follow the author himself... More > on this autobiographical account of his first real journey off the farm through space and time. This is a short and concise, yet unforgettable adventrue that puts humanity on display in the most awkward of ways.< Less
It's the rapture on the moon and all the Jews have disappeared...On Earth people are falling from the sky, growing tentacles and second persons from strange parts of their bodies. Folks are talking... More > to Jesus through paintings, killing gigantic mutant spiders with loaves of bread and whizzing through space a million miles a minute trying to reincarnate a dead religion...It's all happening in this brand new collection of nonfigurative fiction stories by Andrew Charles Johner that are guaranteed to make you laugh, sing, dance, cry, copulate, and bleed.< Less
George C. Pry, the dullest of Astrophysics professors, creates a hydrothermal rotating vaccum of hydrogen out of a Torius 9000 saltwater pool-pump. All is well until his machine gives birth to a star... More > no larger than a breadcrumb that would eventually become a portal into another universe. Follow George on his bizzare adventrue chasing the inevitable fate of humanity while riding the back of a 33 ton lobster.< Less
George C. Pry, the dullest of Astrophysics professors, creates a hydrothermal rotating vaccum of hydrogen out of a Torius 9000 saltwater pool-pump. All is well until his machine gives birth to a star... More > no larger than a breadcrumb that would eventually become a portal into another universe. Follow George on his bizzare adventrue chasing the inevitable fate of humanity while riding the back of a 33 ton lobster.< Less
It's the rapture on the moon and all the Jews have disappeared...On Earth people are falling from the sky, growing tentacles and second persons from strange parts of their bodies. Folks are talking... More > to Jesus through paintings, killing gigantic mutant spiders with loaves of bread and whizzing through space a million miles a minute trying to reincarnate a dead religion...It's all happening in this brand new collection of nonfigurative fiction stories by Andrew Charles Johner that are guaranteed to make you laugh, sing, dance, cry, copulate, and bleed.< Less
"Zang, wang, and Bangtang! Then all of a sudden I am whisked away on a space train bound for the afterlife screaming 'Just what in Bog's name is this all about " Follow the author himself... More > on this autobiographical account of his first real journey off the farm through space and time. This is a short and concise, yet unforgettable adventrue that puts humanity on display in the most awkward of ways.< Less
It's the rapture on the moon and all the Jews have disappeared...On Earth people are falling from the sky, growing tentacles and second persons from strange parts of their bodies. Folks are talking... More > to Jesus through paintings, killing gigantic mutant spiders with loaves of bread and whizzing through space a million miles a minute trying to reincarnate a dead religion...It's all happening in this brand new collection of nonfigurative fiction stories by Andrew Charles Johner that are guaranteed to make you laugh, sing, dance, cry, copulate, and bleed.< Less
George C. Pry, the dullest of Astrophysics professors, creates a hydrothermal rotating vaccum of hydrogen out of a Torius 9000 saltwater pool-pump. All is well until his machine gives birth to a star... More > no larger than a breadcrumb that would eventually become a portal into another universe. Follow George on his bizzare adventrue chasing the inevitable fate of humanity while riding the back of a 33 ton lobster.< Less
"Zang, wang, and Bangtang! Then all of a sudden I am whisked away on a space train bound for the afterlife screaming 'Just what in Bog's name is this all about?" Follow the author himself... More > on this autobiographical account of his first real journey off the farm through space and time. This is a short and concise, yet unforgettable adventrue that puts humanity on display in the most awkward of ways.< Less
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