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Not Fit For Human Consumption: A Comedic Farce By Elmore Hammes
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(3 Ratings)
A tale not to be taken too seriously, with cockroaches, genetically enhanced rats, explosions, hedgehog conspiracy theorists, military coups, adolescent bomb shelter romance and cosmic entities bent... More > on annihilation. The novel contains suggestive language (the PG-rated variety), and those seeking literature are best served by looking elsewhere. However, if you are in the mood for a farcical comedy step right in, and meet: Arax the Annihilator, an entity bent on destroying the earth; Henry Stewart, member of the Hedgehog Surveillance Network; Loretta the rabbit, who just wants to hop free in a meadow; Omar Sharteen, who wants to bomb his own Parliament building so the US will build a new one; Peter the Cockroach, a prophet who sees cockroaches as the final survivors; and a host of others, including but not limited to strippers, teachers, t-shirt vendors, moths, prime ministers and cats. The author regrets immensely not having any zombies in this book. Or monkeys. Or zombie monkeys.< Less
THE HOLMES AND WATSON MYSTERIOUS EVENTS AND OBJECTS CONSORTIUM: THE CASE OF THE WITCH’S TALISMAN By Elmore Hammes
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(4 Ratings)
Kevin and Ginny are best friends. They enjoy spending their summer vacations exploring Sharper's Woods, coming up with neat experiments, pretending to be Sherlock Holmes and Mister Watson, and... More > sometimes just sitting in the clubhouse of The Holmes and Watson Mysterious Events and Objects Consortium. They are the only members of the club, but that doesn't stop them from having fun.Sometimes their exploring gets them into trouble, either for going somewhere they shouldn't have or by finding something that was better left unfound. In this case, it is a strange metal object, a talisman, which calls forth, unbeknownst to Kevin and Ginny, a powerful witch. The kids do know that weird events have been happening in their small town. Animals have been found dead, and then they disappear. The metal object they found has a strange effect on Ginny when she touches it. It will take all their detective skills and courage to solve the mystery, and to defeat the witch once they realize who they are up against.< Less
The Cloud By Elmore Hammes
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(4 Ratings)
A story of hope, love and redemption set against the stars. An unstoppable cloud hurtles through the cosmos, annihilating all life in its path, absorbing the energy of living creatures as it passes... More > from system to system. A lone survivor of an advanced civilization is rocketed from his doomed planet in an attempt to preserve a race, heading toward the solar system and the green-blue orb called Earth. A simple farm girl holds the key to stopping the approaching menace, but she must find her way to love to do so. With a beginning inspired by Superman and pulp fiction such as Flash Gordon, the story then transitions into modern space opera. The Cloud is a science fiction romance with action and adventure, appropriate for teenage readers and above.< Less
Belt Buckles & Pajamas By Michele LeBlanc
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(3 Ratings)
Daphne is a young woman with a troubled past. With her in the sanitarium are a strange collection of people who both hinder and help her as she tries to heal from an abusive childhood. Glen, the... More > protector. Theodore, the wise. Stuart, the paranoid. Violet, the nymphomaniac. Pet Shop, the zookeeper. Shy Boy, the drooler. And Andie, the therapist who finally reaches through to Daphne. A story with sadness, horror, comedy, hate, love and redemption. Belt Buckles & Pajamas is intended for mature audiences, as it deals with a young woman’s recovery from childhood abuse, and some of the situations are not suitable for younger readers. The novel contains some humorous moments to lighten the story. It is a story about the redemptive power of love and the strength of the human spirit.< Less
The Twenty Dollar Bill By Elmore Hammes
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(3 Ratings)
Follow the path of a twenty dollar bill as it is stolen, given, spent or otherwise passed from person to person, traveling from place to place. No bombastic explosions, steamy sex scenes,... More > political intrigue or cosmic encounters. Just slices of life from the people you walk by every day - glimpses into how ordinary people interact, how they think, how they feel and how they love. A contemporary novel exploring every day interactions and relationships.< Less
St. Patrick's Mission Trip Nuevo Progresso Mexico November 2006 By Elmore Hammes
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(2 Ratings)
Images taken during the mission trip organized by St. Patrick's Catholic Church in Oxford, Indiana, to build homes in Nuevo Progresso, Mexico in November of 2006. Full color interior, 200 pages.
THE CASE OF THE WITCH’S TALISMAN By Elmore Hammes
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(3 Ratings)
LIMITED EDITION HARDCOVER. Kevin and Ginny are best friends. They enjoy spending their summer vacations exploring Sharper's Woods, coming up with neat experiments and sometimes just sitting in the... More > clubhouse of The Holmes and Watson Mysterious Events and Objects Consortium. They are the only two members of the club, but that doesn't stop them from having fun. Sometimes their exploring gets them into trouble, either for going somewhere they shouldn't have or by finding something that was better left unfound. In this case, it is a strange metal object, a talisman, which calls forth, unbeknownst to Kevin and Ginny, a powerful witch. The kids do know that weird events have been happening in their small town. Animals have been found dead, and then they disappear. The metal object they found has a strange effect on Ginny when she touches it. It will take all their detective skills and courage to solve the mystery, and to defeat the witch once they realize who they are up against.< Less
Selected Paintings of Yvonne Hammes By Elmore Hammes
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PREMIERE CASEWRAP EDITION. Selected Paintings by Indiana artist Yvonne Hammes. Various oil and watercolor works depicting scenes from Nature, family and friends, and still life subjects. Full color... More > interior.< Less
Selected Paintings of Yvonne Hammes By Elmore Hammes
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(5 Ratings)
Selected Paintings by Indiana artist Yvonne Hammes. Various oil and watercolor works depicting scenes from Nature, family and friends, and still life subjects. Full color interior.