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Videorama
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Despite his hatred for Videorama and pretty much everything, Tobey Jones has resigned himself to running the inherited... More > family-owned video store. Accompanied by his one employee and only friend, Kurt Michaels, Tobey deals with a cast of outrageous characters in a cold, blunt, and, more often than not, outright rude manner. This comedy is presented in its original screenplay format. < Less
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The Last Run
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In this short story, a man uses a long run to sort through the mess he's made of his marriage and his life.
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Zaphod Zombie: Living Impaired Among the Unimpaired Living
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Following the mantra "Zombies Are People, Too", Zaphod Zombie is the story of a young man -- who just so happens to be... More > undead -- simply trying to survive life, death, sex, friendships, and everything in between.

Most people think of zombies as mindless monsters, shambling their way to the nearest available brain. Zaphod would beg to differ. Hell, he doesn't even LIKE brains.

Ever since he joined the ranks of the undead, Zaphod has been having a hard time fitting in. After getting fired from his job, kicked out of the motel he was staying at, and facing prejudice and racism everywhere he turns, Zaphod finally catches a break when he finds a room to rent on craigslist. < Less
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The Queer Puppeteer and His Zombie Puppet Friend
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A puppeteer struggles with the meaninglessness of his post-apocalyptic life.
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the JEFF & JOE chronicles, VOLUME I
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In the spirit of Abbott and Costello, bumbling idiots Jeff and Joe embark on two exciting adventures: "Night of the Evil... More > Living Undead People of the Night" and "The Curse of the Lost Stone of Gabbrah-Khan". Gruesome horror coupled with slapstick comedy, these stories are presented in their original screenplay format. < Less
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Caffeine
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As strange as it sounds, Vector Corp. is an internet wholesaler of rubber bands. Managing the odd-ball assortment of... More > characters that make up the third-shift crew is Jamie Glenn, a self-assured, smart-alecky, caffeine maven. Cal Winters is a walking compendium of knowledge for nailing a chick; Ted Christmas is deathly afraid of walking around corners; Anna Nichols is the bombshell hottie with a no-coworker dating policy; and Martin Cambell doesn't quite know what he's getting into when he starts his first night on the job. With rumors of cutbacks running rampant, the 13th Annual Office Chair Derby, and a disgruntled former employee--in one night, the entire third-shift crew will find out what it means to work at the best job they will ever have. < Less
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Explorers of the Unknown: Vampires!
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The Explorers of the Unknown, an elite investigatory team that specializes in the strange and unusual, must uncover the... More > truth behind the library vampires and reveal their nefarious plot. With their entire existence at stake, the Explorers of the Unknown are in for one hell of a ride. < Less
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Zaphod Zombie
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Most people think of zombies as mindless monsters, shambling their way to the nearest available brain. Zaphod would beg to... More > differ. Hell, he doesn't even LIKE brains.

Ever since he joined the ranks of the undead, Zaphod has been having a hard time fitting in. After getting fired from his job, kicked out of the motel he was staying at, and facing prejudice and racism everywhere he turns, Zaphod finally catches a break when he finds a room to rent on craigslist. < Less
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EXPLORERS OF THE UNKNOWN: Vampires!
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The Explorers of the Unknown, an elite investigatory team that specializes in the strange and unusual, must uncover the... More > truth behind the library vampires and reveal their nefarious plot. With their entire existence at stake, the Explorers of the Unknown are in for one hell of a ride. < Less
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d8 w/ d34th
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Murder, mystery, and suspense -- d8 w/ d34th is a thriller written in the form of text messages, limited to 160 characters... More > per page. While it could be called a novelty book, it is in fact the most unique publication you'll ever see. < Less
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About Jordan Krumbine

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Jordan Krumbine was born many years ago, precisely nine months after his parents did the nasty. Since then, his parents did it at least once more (Jordan has a younger sister); his father died (not from the sex .... allegedly); and Jordan eventually found himself talking WAY too much about his parents having sex in a random profile description.

One day soon, Jordan hopes to conquer his fear of pickles.

 

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