WARNING: Adult content; young readers be warned!
Following the mantra "Zombies Are People, Too", Zaphod Zombie is the story of a young man -- who just so happens to be undead -- simply... More > trying to survive life, death, sex, friendships, and everything in between.
Most people think of zombies as mindless monsters, shambling their way to the nearest available brain. Zaphod would beg to differ. Hell, he doesn't even LIKE brains. Ever since he joined the ranks of the undead, Zaphod has been having a hard time fitting in. After getting fired from his job, kicked out of the motel he was staying at, and facing prejudice and racism everywhere he turns, Zaphod finally catches a break when he finds a room to rent on craigslist.
EVERY MONTH IS ZOMBIE AWARENESS MONTH! Help the spread of understanding, tolerance, and acceptance of our undead brothers and sisters by downloading this book today!< Less
After his father's death, a man's religion drives a wedge between what remains of his family. After a dangerously fatal accident, he is left alone with nothing but the shifting perspectives of how he... More > lived his life.< Less
Like all good stories, this one begins on a dark and stormy night. Like even better stories, it takes place in the world's weirdest city: Greenville, home of paranormal investigators known as... More > Explorers of the Unknown, library vampires, magically manifesting dinosaurs, and on this particular night, a technologically-advanced and newly sentient trash can.
The Binary Operated Receptacle Compactor (number 9).
Elsewhere in Greenville, young Timmy Topswell is on his way to his favorite reading spot in the woods behind his house. Timmy is eight years old, homeschooled, and has no friends.
But all of that is about to change in a very big way.< Less
In the spirit of Abbott and Costello, bumbling idiots Jeff and Joe embark on two exciting adventures: "Night of the Evil Living Undead People of the Night" and "The Curse of the Lost... More > Stone of Gabbrah-Khan". Gruesome horror coupled with slapstick comedy, these stories are presented in their original screenplay format.< Less
Most people think of zombies as mindless monsters, shambling their way to the nearest available brain. Zaphod would beg to differ. Hell, he doesn't even LIKE brains.
Ever since he joined the ranks... More > of the undead, Zaphod has been having a hard time fitting in. After getting fired from his job, kicked out of the motel he was staying at, and facing prejudice and racism everywhere he turns, Zaphod finally catches a break when he finds a room to rent on craigslist.< Less
The Explorers of the Unknown, an elite investigatory team that specializes in the strange and unusual, must uncover the truth behind the library vampires and reveal their nefarious plot. With their... More > entire existence at stake, the Explorers of the Unknown are in for one hell of a ride.< Less
Murder, mystery, and suspense -- d8 w/ d34th is a thriller written in the form of text messages, limited to 160 characters per page. While it could be called a novelty book, it is in fact the most... More > unique publication you'll ever see.< Less
Jordan Krumbine was born many years ago, precisely nine months after his parents did the nasty. Since then, his parents did it at least once more (Jordan has a younger sister); his father died (not from the sex .... allegedly); and Jordan eventually found himself talking WAY too much about his parents having sex in a random profile description.
One day soon, Jordan hopes to conquer his fear of pickles.
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