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Jordan Krumbine
Religiously Roasted Every Goddamn Day By Jordan Krumbine
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A pop-culture, bromantic musical comedy. In a book. Couched in the routine drudgery of an un-average workday, Alan Wright struggles with a decision that will shape the rest of his life in Orlando,... More > his job at the Christian bookstore, and his friendship with Dave at the coffee shop. Early reviewers of this novella have said: “That’s a lot of typos.” “Um … I don’t know?” “Yeah, sure, I’m enjoying it.” “I totally dig it. It's funny. It's paced well. I can tell you write screenplays.”< Less
Explorers of the Unknown: Disastergeddon! By Jordan Krumbine
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Based on the epic summer blockbuster that Hollywood never produced, "Explorers of the Unknown: Disastergeddon!" is an apocalyptic adventure that puts disaster-porn cinema everywhere to... More > shame! After a trio of paranormal investigators discover a living, breathing Tyrannosaurus Rex in the backyard of a suburban home, their reality begins unraveling at a rapid pace. Matter is manifesting mysteriously and our heroes must unlock a secret that will take them to the heart of the galaxy and the edge of imagination. Fast-paced and funny, "Disastergeddon!" is a follow-up to "Explorers of the Unknown: Vampires!" and takes place in the same universe as Krumbine's "Zaphod Zombie: Living Impaired Among the Unimpaired Living" and "BORC-9: A Story About a Boy and His Trash Can". This book introduces new characters (including the stunning new assistant with a surprising second-act twist) and a villainous alien species called Zangledorfs.< Less
The Queer Puppeteer and His Zombie Puppet Friend By Jordan Krumbine
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**This was originally written for a 600-word short story contest. Thus the shortness. Be sure to check out my other books for more content.** In this (very) short story, a haunted puppeteer... More > struggles with the meaninglessness of his post-apocalyptic life.< Less
Perceptum Erroris: A Short Story By Jordan Krumbine
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After his father's death, a man's religion drives a wedge between what remains of his family. After a dangerous accident, he is left alone with nothing but the shifting perspectives of how he lived... More > his life.< Less
The Last Run By Jordan Krumbine
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In this short story, a man uses a long run to sort through the mess he's made of his marriage and his life.
Zaphod Zombie By Jordan Krumbine
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Most people think of zombies as mindless monsters, shambling their way to the nearest available brain. Zaphod would beg to differ. Hell, he doesn't even LIKE brains. Ever since he joined the ranks... More > of the undead, Zaphod has been having a hard time fitting in. After getting fired from his job, kicked out of the motel he was staying at, and facing prejudice and racism everywhere he turns, Zaphod finally catches a break when he finds a room to rent on craigslist.< Less
EXPLORERS OF THE UNKNOWN: Vampires! By Jordan Krumbine
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The Explorers of the Unknown, an elite investigatory team that specializes in the strange and unusual, must uncover the truth behind the library vampires and reveal their nefarious plot. With their... More > entire existence at stake, the Explorers of the Unknown are in for one hell of a ride.< Less
d8 w/ d34th By Jordan Krumbine
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Murder, mystery, and suspense -- d8 w/ d34th is a thriller written in the form of text messages, limited to 160 characters per page. While it could be called a novelty book, it is in fact the most... More > unique publication you'll ever see.< Less