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Kirk Sandblaster Vs. Montague Santiago By Oli Jacobs
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Woosh! Kirk Sandblaster thinks he's a lock for Universia Man of the Year, but when suave "Time Adventurer" Montague Santiago ends up with the trophy, it kicks off a whole adventure through... More > both time and space. With Xlaar along for the ride, Sandblaster finds himself on strange planets ruled by oily dinosaurs, time voids, and a planet once known as "Earth". The 5th Kirk Sandblaster adventure is filled with the usual thrills, spills, and comedic ills that you'd expect from the series. From the curious mind of Oli Jacobs, once again strap yourself in, activate your Quantum Core, and enjoy another adventure in Universia...< Less
Kirk Sandblaster Faces TETRAGEDDON! By Oli Jacobs
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When his cash isn't good enough anymore, Kirk Sandblaster is left in a pickle. However, it seems no beings money is working, and that the Universal economy is about to crash. Naturally, only one man... More > can prevent this crisis from happening, but as he was busy it is left to Sandblaster and his trusty hunk of Zaarian toughness, Xlaar. Can they save the planetoid Tetra Bank from a cavalcade of villains? Or will Universia go back to bartering with flora & fauna? The 4th Kirk Sandblaster adventure promises more of the action, comedy, and sandwich mentions that previous books such as "Space Adventurer" and "Game of Yloria" provided. As fans have said, Sandblaster "may be an idiot", but at least he brings one thing... ADVENTURE.< Less
The Children of Little Thwopping By Oli Jacobs, Howard Williams
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“The year is 1952, and the town of Little Thwopping is prospering. The menfolk are working hard, the womenfolk are keeping the homes in order, and literally nothing can go wrong. In fact,... More > things go horrifyingly right when every woman in Little Thwopping falls pregnant. Sure, the resulting children are 15-feet tall with bone-crunching long limbs, scream inhuman roars, and shoot lasers from their eyes, but every child goes through teething problems. Written by Wilthaven’s resident author, Howard Williams, The Children of Little Thwopping is a fun tale that will leave you rolling on the floor, and nodding with much thought.” - The BPD would like to clarify that this book is a piece of material found in conjuncture with their investigation into P1983, and brought to publication with the help of Oli Jacobs. As always, the BPD wishes you to remain safe.< Less
Wrapped Up In Nothing By Oli Jacobs
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"I woke up in Hell..." And so begins the saga of Mr Blank. Left in the desert, mutilated beyond all recognition and with no memories left to help find out who he is, Blank makes his way to... More > the desert town of Rattler's Creek to find answers. However, his arrival stirs up the locals, and soon Blank has to find the answers to his questions using his charm, cunning, and penchant for violence. The first in the Mr Blank series, Wrapped Up In Nothing comes from the pulp-inspired mind that brought you the horror of Station 17, and the alcoholic shenanigans of Strange Days in High Wycombe. Strap yourself in, and get ready to ride along with Mr Blank. It's going to be one Hell of a journey...< Less
Bad Sandwich By Oli Jacobs
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Enter Bad Sandwich, a world where everything is, quite frankly, utterly insane. Psychotic puppets. Wise dogs. Worlds made out of fabric. Banana cowboys. Sentient jelly. All faced during a quest for... More > the unknown substance known as "Zazz". You don't so much read Bad Sandwich, as survive it. Good luck, and God help you.< Less
Suplex Sounds of the 70s By Oli Jacobs
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What is life like as a donut? What is P22067? And dare you play a game of Roulette? Enter the darkened room of Filmic Cuts once more, as Oli Jacobs brings you Filmic Cuts 5: Suplex Sounds of... More > the 70s. A book filled with tales glazed in greasy kebab meat, sparkling pastry sugar, and lashing of root beer from the Old West. That made you hungry? Well then, let’s hope you have a strong stomach… From the mind that conjured up the madness that was Bad Sandwich, and the drunken adventures of Strange Days in High Wycombe, comes more tales of horror, comedy, and so much more. Listen to a ghost story, find out what links mobile phones & bananas, and discover who exactly Francis Penterland might be. Open up, and let the yarns wrap you nice and tight…< Less
Suplex Sounds of the 70s By Oli Jacobs
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What is life like as a donut? What is P22067? And dare you play a game of Roulette? Enter the darkened room of Filmic Cuts once more, as Oli Jacobs brings you Filmic Cuts 5: Suplex Sounds of... More > the 70s. A book filled with tales glazed in greasy kebab meat, sparkling pastry sugar, and lashing of root beer from the Old West. That made you hungry? Well then, let’s hope you have a strong stomach… From the mind that conjured up the madness that was Bad Sandwich, and the drunken adventures of Strange Days in High Wycombe, comes more tales of horror, comedy, and so much more. Listen to a ghost story, find out what links mobile phones & bananas, and discover who exactly Francis Penterland might be. Open up, and let the yarns wrap you nice and tight…< Less
Kirk Sandblaster Plays the Game of Yloria By Oli Jacobs
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The man they call Kirk Sandblaster is bored, and ready for the challenge of a lifetime. However, when that doesn't come along, he is enticed by the infamous Game of Yloria, a competition pitting the... More > best of the best in Universia against each other to the temporary-paralysis. Along with Zaarian powerhouse, Xlaar, Kirk must face vengeful Rygans, beastly Horgorians and mysterious, dashing warriors. The third adventure in the Kirk Sandblaster series follows "The Space Adventures of..." and "...Ice Pirates of Llurr", and is Oli Jacobs' attempts to blend sci-fi and comedy in the vein of Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett. Some have described it as "madcap antics", while others say Kirk Sandblaster is "a loveable moron", one thing is for sure. You're in for an adventure!< Less
Title Pending By Oli Jacobs
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Title Pending is the 4th volume of Filmic Cuts, short stories by Oli Jacobs. Featuring 13 stories that traverse the realms of horror, drama and comedy, with a little poetry in between, Title Pending... More > will bring a smile, bring a chill, and bring a chuckle (either confused or otherwise). Volume 4 brings many delights, including a groin-powered legend, a chilling vision from the near-future, and a new look at London's Underground. As always, Filmic Cuts brings you into a world that has born the likes of Kirk Sandblaster, Station 17, and Bad Sandwich, so you never know what you're going to expect. Pour a drink, take a seat, and enjoy Filmic Cuts 4: Title Pending...< Less
The Space Adventures of Kirk Sandblaster: Space Adventurer By Oli Jacobs
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Adventure! That's the mantra of one Kirk Sandblaster! As a gallivanting man around space, he's ready to dive feet-first into whatever the Universe throws at him! Along with his Zaarian sidekick... More > Xlaar, Kirk Sandblaster is ready to zip, zoom and laugh in the face of most thing! What things are those? Try... SPACE PIRATES! SCARY PET SHOPS! RAUCOUS DRINKING ESTABLISHMENTS! And not only that... TREASURE! So strap in, make yourself a comfort sandwich and get ready, for... The Space Adventures of Kirk Sandblaster: Space Adventurer!< Less