I am a perfectly normal human worm baby. You have nothing to fear from me. Except maybe if silliness is contagious. And if it is, I'll be known as Typhoid Mary.
Born in Houston, Texas, I've lived in the south most of my life, including northern Arkansas, Louisville, and Atlanta. I never really fit in there, especially when there was a presidential candidate with what the south considered too much melanin in his skin. So I got the hell out of there and moved to California where I could be surrounded by progressives and thinkers and nobody thinks a gun is a normal person's fashion statement.
I spent 2.5 years in a Christian cult learning more than I wanted to know about the Bible, and the rest of my life since trying to forget it. Now I just live to be a happy, gay man who loves to make people laugh and drink enough coffee to fuel small countries.
And to write. Writing is like dating someone, except there's no touching and hopefully the pages don't get sticky.