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I'm Ross. I make music & write books. The music? It's bipolar manic depressive dystopian post-grunge psychedelic progresso-metallic punk funk garage power rock n roll electronica... with a twist of fresh, sarcastic New Jersey lemon. Now GTFO. Luv, me.

 
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Figment Sage OR: Nothing Artistic Ever Happens in This Place
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5 nights & 5 days in the dysfunctional life of Arthur Legend. This is the mid 1990’s suburban American teenaged work week,... More > Monday thru
Friday, right after the kids are off for the summer. It’ll be Arthur’s senior year
come fall, and his short stories have already caught the attentions of the student
body, as well as friends. Glimpses of his creative and somewhat tortured mind
speckle and repaint the canvas of this portrait, by way of inglorious mini-
adventures featuring Private Legend stalking zips in Vietnam, Commander
Legend on a mission to Mars with a deathly sick navigator, among other
incarnations… oh, and there’s drugs. Coffee & booze, too. < Less
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Revision: A Prophecy of Doom and Hope
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to You: what makes the universe tick? where from does all this shit come, and where's it all going? what do You think? you... More > may be right, somewhere, sometime. Maybe you have faith, or religion, or maybe a god with a clever name. point is, humans everywhere ask, "why?" and "why am i here?"and everyday some believe they've found - or already know - the answer, and act accordingly. some may come to their own conclusions, notions of a truth. still, some countless others have no idea, and won't pretend otherwise. and some of them are right, too. but don't worry, You'll figure it out, even if You're to die first. for if the chariots on which we rode, to get to where we go, were desperate wishes rather, where would we be going, at peace or peaceful agony, and what would it really matter? < Less
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Figment Sage Or: Nothing Artistic Ever Happens in this Place
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5 nights & 5 days in the dysfunctional life of Arthur Legend. This is the mid 1990's suburban American teenaged work week,... More > Monday thru Friday, right after the kids are off for the summer. It'll be Arthur's senior year come fall, and his short stories have already caught the attentions of the student body, as well as friends. Glimpses of his creative and somewhat tortured mind speckle and repaint the canvas of this portrait, by way of inglorious mini- adventures featuring Private Legend stalking zips in Vietnam, Commander Legend on a mission to Mars with a deathly sick navigator, among other incarnations... oh, and there's drugs. Coffee & booze, too. < Less
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Fear and Loathing at Ground Zero
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An essay by Ross about the one-year anniversary of the destruction of the World Trade Center, taking the form of an... More > eyewitness account to the memorial proceedings in New York City on September 11th in 2002. < Less
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Ten Pieces: a collection of short stories
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Ten stories for under twelve dollars? [OR DOWNLOAD IT FOR FIVE IF YOU CLICK ON MY NAME AND THEN SCROLL DOWN A BIT, BECAUSE... More > FOR SOME SILLY, ASSUMABLY BUDGET-RELATED REASON IT DOESN'T SHOW UP HERE ON THIS PAGE.] Wtf? Here we have an anthology collection of ten, that's right... 10 select short stories by author/poet/musician blah blah blah Ross W. Allaire, including the semi/neo-epic poem "The Busride To Oblivion" and one that's only a few paragraphs. There is one where harm comes to an innocent, and you might be horrified. Does that make it horror? I don't know. I don't think so... I mean, at the end of the day, there's not much that's truly SUPERnatural, is there? Even a ghost has an electromagnetic resonance frequency or something... anyway, these stories are nuts. And this is like a rock bottom price for this book. It's out here. It's all out here. For all of you. < Less
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The Autobiography of Jesus X: Volume 2
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Hey, it's me... Jesus, now in hardcover! I don't want to just repeat the warning. It's on the back of the book, and the 2nd... More > or 3rd page in so it's in the preview, too. Read the warning, take heed. Imagine, and suspend disbelief: Jesus was God, then died, and now finally finally writing his memoirs, like a new bible, but more like a standup comedy routine at times. I know you already know some stories. But there are strange twists that history has seemed intent on ironing out... for better or worse. All is told here, my last real message to humanity before the world ends. Self publishing through Ross is the only way I could get The Real Word out. F-d up, ain't it? This book, and its companion, are the good and bad, awful truths of the longview, itself: sarcastic and cynical, daring and impassioned and apathetic. This tome is not wicked, but frankly delicious. [+RA] < Less
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The Autobiography of Jesus X: Volume 2
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Hey, it's me... Jesus. I don't want to just repeat the warning. It's on the back of the book, and the 2nd or 3rd page in so... More > it's in the preview, too. Read the warning, take heed. Imagine, and suspend disbelief: Jesus was God, then died, and now finally finally writing his memoirs, like a new bible, but more like a standup comedy routine at times. I know you already know some stories. But there are strange twists that history has seemed intent on ironing out... for better or worse. All is told here, my last real message to humanity before the world ends. Self publishing through Ross is the only way I could get The Real Word out. F-d up, ain't it? This book, and its companion, are the good and bad, awful truths of the longview, itself: sarcastic and cynical, daring and impassioned and apathetic. This tome is not wicked, but frankly delicious. [+RA] < Less
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Godlings
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On Tuesday, June 18, 1996 at St. Antony’s High School, 59 students and 12 teachers were killed in a riot during 6th Period... More > Lunch. Identification of the dead lasted 19 days, and notification of family members took the rest of that third week. Students’ parents were camped out on school property, and some members of the parish took rooms in the convent next door. Authorities heading the investigation - alumni of the school - later stated that it had been decided from the start that news of the incident should not be made public – for fear of creating a panic. The parents of the victims complied. 4 teenagers just got away with the crime of the century, and no one seems to care. So what? Now what? These four are "godlings" out to conquer the world and then some. They take no great care and no prisoners… at least not yet. Find out what makes these kids tick, or if they even tick at all. [+RA] < Less
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reVISION: a prophecy of doom and hope
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to You:
what makes the universe tick?
where from does all this shit come,
and where’s it all going?
what do You think?... More > you may be right,
somewhere, sometime.
Maybe you have faith, or religion,
or maybe a god with a clever name.

point is, humans everywhere ask,
“why?” and “why am i here?”
and everyday some believe they’ve found –
or already know - the answer,
and act accordingly.
some may come to their own conclusions,
notions of a truth.
still, some countless others have no idea,
and won’t pretend otherwise.
and some of them are right, too.
but don’t worry, You’ll figure it out,
even if You’re to die first.

for if the chariots on which we rode,
to get to where we go,
were desperate wishes rather,
where would we be going,
at peace or peaceful agony,
and what would it really matter? < Less
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The Autobiography of Jesus X: Volume 1
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Hey, it's me... Jesus, now in hardcover! I don't want to just repeat the warning. It's on the back of the book, and the 2nd... More > or 3rd page in so it's in the preview, too. Read the warning, take heed. Imagine, and suspend disbelief: Jesus was God, then died, and now finally finally writing his memoirs, like a new bible, but more like a standup comedy routine at times. I know you already know some stories. But there are strange twists that history has seemed intent on ironing out... for better or worse. All is told here, my last real message to humanity before the world ends. Self publishing through Ross is the only way I could get The Real Word out. F-d up, ain't it? This book, and its companion, are the good and bad, awful truths of the longview, itself: sarcastic and cynical, daring and impassioned and apathetic. This tome is not wicked, but frankly delicious. [+RA] < Less
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