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The Big Rusty Lie
By Ryan Speck
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Bernardo Walterhaus is a detective on a mission: find a missing heiress that no one can seem to locate. Armed with cunning... More > wit, luck, and an unerring ability to find trouble, Bernardo will solve the case with the help of his bodyguard/driver and a pack of the most vulgar and violent cops you could have on your side. Bernardo will find an unlikely solution, without a clue or a good idea, as long as the mercenaries, gnomes, orderlies, exploding castles, fake Germans, angry competitors, plane crashes, burning office buildings, board meetings, boiling chocolate, fratboys, and criminal masterminds don’t get him first. A surreal comedy caper from Ryan Speck. < Less
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The Big Rusty Lie
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Bernardo Walterhaus is a detective on a mission: find a missing heiress that no one can seem to locate. Armed with cunning... More > wit, luck, and an unerring ability to find trouble, Bernardo will solve the case with the help of his bodyguard/driver and a pack of the most vulgar and violent cops you could have on your side. Bernardo will find an unlikely solution, without a clue or a good idea, as long as the mercenaries, gnomes, orderlies, exploding castles, fake Germans, angry competitors, plane crashes, burning office buildings, board meetings, boiling chocolate, fratboys, and criminal masterminds don't get him first. A surreal comedy caper from Ryan Speck. < Less
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Bernardo Walterhaus is a detective on a mission: find a missing heiress that no one can seem to locate. Armed with cunning... More > wit, luck, and an unerring ability to find trouble, Bernardo will solve the case with the help of his bodyguard/driver and a pack of the most vulgar and violent cops you could have on your side. Bernardo will find an unlikely solution, without a clue or a good idea, as long as the mercenaries, gnomes, orderlies, exploding castles, fake Germans, angry competitors, plane crashes, burning office buildings, board meetings, boiling chocolate, fratboys, and criminal masterminds don’t get him first. A surreal comedy caper from Ryan Speck. < Less
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Genetic Material
By Ryan Speck
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In Marty Drexell: Witness To The Endtimes' first tale, Marty (as college reporter) interviews a professor and uncovers... More > terrible secrets. (A bit of backstory for readers of The Big Rusty Lie.) A short from Ryan Speck. < Less
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Boozed Up And Rioting
By Ryan Speck
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Marty Drexell: Witness To The Endtimes returns in his third tale, connecting The Big Rusty Lie to Ryan Speck's next novel.... More > Marty's new assistant drags him out on the town and gets him involved in an all-out war. < Less
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No Good At All
By Ryan Speck
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Pascal Weber gets a visit from two unsavory characters in this five-page comedic story from Ryan Speck, taken from his... More > out-of-print book "Greatest Masterpieces Of 20th Century World Literature". < Less
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Ryan Speck is a writer, which you may have guessed. He currently resides in the Seattle area (where he hides in the suburbs with plentiful parking and easily-located stores and restaurants), but he hails from Atlanta, a place he was only too happy to get away from.
Not a particularly driven writer, Ryan has only churned out a small amount of material over the past decade, in large part due to a reduction of working in boring jobs where he could spend hours writing to assuage the dullness while still getting paid.
What he has written varies from the strange to the absurd to the humorous, though your level of enjoyability may vary. Please feel free to sample some of these fine free stories and then maybe consider paying for a lovely copy of The Big Rusty Lie, soon to be a major motion picture in the imagination of an autistic child.