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A confused young man three hundred miles from home, a perpetually annoyed celebrity chef slightly past her sell-by date, and an old school friend who may or may not be the Adjustable Spanner Murderer... More > of the City of Truro, trapped in a flat in the rich end of west London. With a bit of help from the hapless layabouts at an internet start-up company that isn't entirely as it seems, they accidentally get pulled into a world of corporate corruption, inept police, incompetent hit-men, and robot vacuum cleaners turning on their fleshy masters, until one of them ends up falling over a cliff and discovering how much it hurts. In a comic tale of the doomed online executive tat merchants scaryduck dot com all lower case, can our hero - accidentally called Toby Young for the first two drafts - survive his appointment with gravity? (Answer: Yes) And will true love come through and win the day? (Answer: Almost certainly not). This is Alistair Coleman's first novel.< Less
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WARNING: This edition presented entirely in Comic Sans, The Font of Champions. A confused young man three hundred miles from home, a perpetually annoyed celebrity chef slightly past her sell-by... More > date, and an old school friend who may or may not be the Adjustable Spanner Murderer of the City of Truro, trapped in a flat in the rich end of west London. With a bit of help from the hapless layabouts at an internet start-up company that isn't entirely as it seems, they accidentally get pulled into a world of corporate corruption, inept police, incompetent hit-men, and robot vacuum cleaners turning on their fleshy masters, until one of them ends up falling over a cliff and discovering how much it hurts. In a comic tale of the doomed online executive tat merchants scaryduck dot com all lower case, can our hero - accidentally called Toby Young for the first two drafts - survive his appointment with gravity? (Answer: Yes) And will true love come through and win the day? (Answer: Almost certainly not)< Less
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Samuel Pepys: Lust for Glory By Alistair Coleman
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On 1st January 1660, a humble government clerk called Samuel Pepys, the son of a London tailor, started a diary. He wrote candidly about his life, his work, the complex politics of the time, his wife... More > Elizabeth, and his many affairs. Then, for reasons lost down the years, the original diary was edited, censored, bowdlerised until it was nothing but a mere shell of the original work. Now, after literally minutes of research, we present the first fragment of Pepys's orginal work, restored to its bawdy glory, telling the true story of the restoration of the monarch under King Charles II, and the part played by a small dog called Lucy Minogue. Or, a work of comedy fiction based on (almost) true events at a tumultuous point in England's history. You decide.< Less
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On 1st January 1660, a humble government clerk called Samuel Pepys, the son of a London tailor, started a diary. He wrote candidly about his life, his work, the complex politics of the time, his wife... More > Elizabeth, and his many affairs. Then, for reasons lost down the years, the original diary was edited, censored, bowdlerised until it was nothing but a mere shell of the original work. Now, after literally minutes of research, we present the first fragment of Pepys's orginal work, restored to its bawdy glory, telling the true story of the restoration of the monarch under King Charles II, and the part played by a small dog called Lucy Minogue. Or, a work of comedy fiction based on (almost) true events at a tumultuous point in England's history. You decide.< Less
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I am not mad By Alistair Coleman
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A second collection from Alistair Coleman's award-winning weblog Scaryduck: Not Scary. Not a Duck. Although, to be honest, it should say "Neither scary nor a duck", for which the author is... More > very sorry. With a genuine foreword by a major world leader (this may be a lie). Your money back if you do not laugh until body parts fall off. (Offer applies only to residents of Brazzaville, Republic of Congo, closes 19th October 1968)< Less
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A second collection from Alistair Coleman's award-winning weblog Scaryduck: Not Scary. Not a Duck. Although, to be honest, it should say "Neither scary nor a duck", for which the author is... More > very sorry. With a genuine foreword by a major world leader (this may be a lie). Your money back if you do not laugh until body parts fall off. (Offer applies only to residents of Brazzaville, Republic of Congo, closes 19th October 1968)< Less

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Writer, journalist, blogger, genius.

Once described as "better than Jeffrey Archer" and "the funniest man in the universe" by actual famous people who I suspect might have been lying.

 

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