Sean Kayne has had strange unexplainable phenomena happening to him his entire life. Is he a pawn in a war between Heaven or Hell? Is he a life long mind control victim? Or has drug and alcohol... More > abuse made him insane? This surreal story is both dark and hilarious.< Less
Sean Kayne has had strange unexplainable phenomena happening to him his entire life. Is he a pawn in a war between Heaven or Hell? Is he a life long mind control victim? Or has drug and alcohol abuse... More > made him insane? This surreal story is both dark and hilarious.< Less
Willie Laws, recently discharged from the army battles his alcoholism, depression and family. A very funny and sarcastic young man, talented, intelligent and violently unpredictable, Willie finds a... More > job in a gun store and becomes a danger to himself and society.< Less
Ned and Will Haven are a father and son outlaw team in the old west. As they are chased into the Grand Canyon by US Marshals and bounty hunters, the two men fight like cats and dogs as Will, Ned's... More > son wants to break up the partnership and lead a normal life. His father however, has no intention of allowing that to happen, he loves the life and in his own selfish way, his only son.< Less
You can't teach an old Nazi new tricks....or can you? Fritz who was a Nazi concentration camp guard in World War Two at 13 years old is in pheonomenal shape for an 80 year old man...Hell, he's in... More > better shape than most 30 year old men...and he still has a dream...The dream to make Uncle Adolph proud...To make something of himself...again.< Less
Sean Kayne, a comedian from Wisconsin, spends some time in Florida after his mother's death and discovers an alcoholic Mayberry with some dark and twisted secrets. A local legend named... More > "Bob", an alligator with a taste for pets and an uncanny ability to elude local wildlife officers, becomes the subject of a book Sean decides to write. Sean gets swept up into the lives of some crazy local folks and finds there are more predators living on the lake than he originally thought.< Less
A young boy and girl experience their first crush while hunting for treasure on an old haunted cattle ranch.
About Gene Kalmes
Imagination is a fortunate contribution to any story teller, couple that with a life beyond anyone's imagination and you will find yourself turning the pages of a Gene Kalmes yarn, wondering when did you stumble into this extraordinary dimension and where will it lead.
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