CACTUS HEART is a book of “lost poems for lost loves”; a compilation of prose and verse selected from all the... More > collections that I’ve released since 2001. Some of them are funny, some of them are sad – but all of them have a certain spike to them; rather like that cactus again! Come on in, dear reader – and rest your broken heart! < Less

A collection of over 50 of Paul's favourite poems from all his poetry volumes since 2002. These include: THE TRUE LIGHT,... More > YETI SPAGHETTI, THIRD TIME LUCKY, A LEARNING EXPERIENCE, EXIT PURSUED BY A YETI, CAT THIEF, I WILL EAT PIES, CRASHTESTBOYFRIEND and many more. These are pieces that he has been reading at gigs and open-mike events since 2008 and which appear to get the furriest, most enthusiastic growls from an audience! Go on, take a peek!! :) First published in 2009, this is a slightly updated version from 2012 with new yeti-tastic cover art! < Less

CACTUS HEART is a book of “lost poems for lost loves”; a compilation of prose and verse selected from all the... More > collections that I’ve released since 2001. Some of them are funny, some of them are sad – but all of them have a certain spike to them; rather like that cactus again! Come on in, dear reader – and rest your broken heart! < Less

A collection of over 50 of Paul's favourite poems from all his poetry volumes since 2002. These include: THE TRUE LIGHT,... More > YETI SPAGHETTI, THIRD TIME LUCKY, A LEARNING EXPERIENCE, EXIT PURSUED BY A YETI, CAT THIEF, I WILL EAT PIES, CRASHTESTBOYFRIEND and many more. These are pieces that he has been reading at gigs and open-mike events since 2008 and which appear to get the furriest, most enthusiastic growls from an audience! Go on, take a peek!! :) This is a slightly updated edition of this book, which was originally published in early 2009. < Less

Tales of a Shy Yeti-Volume One contains the first 3 stories published in 2005 of the Sby Yeti series: The Tale of the... More > Birthdaty Bear, The Tale of the Tenby Sausage and The Tale of the Damond Studded Pie. < Less

This is the second Mouse of Commons novel, which features Gladstone McWhiskers - The Mouse of Commons and his assistants... More > Ollie Louse and Bell. It was originally written at the same time as the first novel, back in 2000, but was then lost for 5 years. Here it has been unearthed, proudly dusted off and presented for your delictation! :-) MOUSE IN A BOTTLE tells the tale of a mysterious blue bottle in an antique shop - a small boy possessed by an evil spirit - an fiendish nemesis from the dim and distant past and a threat that could wipe out Gladstone McWhiskers, the current Mouse of Commons - once and for all. < Less

FUNERAL FOR A SHOE is the latest collection from Paul Chandler (a.k.a. Shy Yeti) and includes the poems LOVE-GO-ROUND,... More > PSYCHOPATHS STILL HAVE FEELINGS, YOUR FINAL GIRL and the short stories DONE AND DUSTED, REST IN PEACE, PET and SUMMER SKIES. There are almost 100 pieces in this volume; a novella ELEGY AT THE FUNERAL FOR A SHOE and two playlets: THE BEAST OF FRIENDS and SCEPTIC. < Less

FUNERAL FOR A SHOE is the latest collection from Paul Chandler (a.k.a. Shy Yeti) and includes the poems LOVE-GO-ROUND,... More > PSYCHOPATHS STILL HAVE FEELINGS, YOUR FINAL GIRL and the short stories DONE AND DUSTED, REST IN PEACE, PET and SUMMER SKIES. There are almost 100 pieces in this volume; a novella ELEGY AT THE FUNERAL FOR A SHOE and two playlets: THE BEAST OF FRIENDS and SCEPTIC. < Less

FUNERAL FOR A SHOE is the latest collection from Paul Chandler (a.k.a. Shy Yeti) and includes the poems LOVE-GO-ROUND,... More > PSYCHOPATHS STILL HAVE FEELINGS, YOUR FINAL GIRL and the short stories DONE AND DUSTED, REST IN PEACE, PET and SUMMER SKIES. There are almost 100 pieces in this volume; a novella ELEGY AT THE FUNERAL FOR A SHOE and two playlets: THE BEAST OF FRIENDS and SCEPTIC. < Less

WOOED AWAKENINGS is a compilation of Paul’s earlier poems which particularly focus on the strange world of relationships.... More > These are not just your ordinary day to day marriages and break ups - but bitter and peculiar tales of those who have been wronged, those who have deceived and one man, in particular, who has fallen in love with a statue. The 75 poems in this collection were written between 1999 and 2004 and first appeared in the collections JUNK/FOOD / ROLLERCOASTER and THIRD & 4TH TIME LUCKY, both first published here on lulu.com. There are also two new poems published for the first time in this collection, written during 2007. < Less