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Living For The Weekend: 2017 Diary By The Belated Birthday Girl
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Most diaries seem to think life revolves around the working week. This is the diary for people who live their lives for the bit of the week outside work - for the weekend. Week to a view, but with... More > more space for putting in all the fun things you do at the weekend. Keeping the same features for 2017, with at-a-glance calendars, pages for notes, and space to stick in a travel map. Following on from 2016's success with brewery taps, there’s a new project for 2017 for especially nice things to do with your weekends. This time it’s going to be based around restaurants – but not just any restaurants: more details inside. Living for the Weekend: a diary which has got its priorities right.< Less
Living For The Weekend: 2016 Diary By The Belated Birthday Girl
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Most diaries seem to think life revolves around the working week. This is the diary for people who live their lives for the bit of the week outside work - for the weekend. Week to a view, but with... More > more space for putting in all the fun things you do at the weekend. Keeping the same features for 2016, with at-a-glance calendars, pages for notes, and space to stick in a travel map. Living for the Weekend: a diary which has got its priorities right.< Less
Living For The Weekend: 2015 Diary By The Belated Birthday Girl
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Most diaries seem to think life revolves around the working week. This is the diary for people who live their lives for the bit of the week outside work - for the weekend. Week to a view, but with... More > more space for putting in all the fun things you do at the weekend. Keeping the same features for 2015, with at-a-glance calendars, pages for notes, and space to stick in a travel map. Living for the Weekend: a diary which has got its priorities right.< Less
Living For The Weekend: 2014 Diary By The Belated Birthday Girl
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Most diaries seem to think life revolves around the working week. This is the diary for people who live their lives for the bit of the week outside work - for the weekend. Week to a view, but with... More > more space for putting in all the fun things you do at the weekend. Keeping the same features for 2014, with at-a-glance calendars, pages for notes, and space to stick in a travel map. And following on from 2013's successful "BrewDogging" project, a new project for 2014 for especially nice things to do with your weekends: details inside. Living for the Weekend: a diary which has got its priorities right.< Less
Living For The Weekend: 2013 Diary By The Belated Birthday Girl
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Most diaries seem to think life revolves around the working week. This is the diary for people who live their lives for the bit of the week outside work - for the weekend. Week to a view, but with... More > more space for putting in all the fun things you do at the weekend. New and improved for 2013, with at-a-glance calendars, pages for notes, and space to stick in a travel map. Also for 2013, a couple of pages for an especially nice thing to do with your weekends: BrewDog Passport pages to record your visits to each and every BrewDog bar open or being built at the start of 2013. Living for the Weekend: a diary which has got its priorities right.< Less
Living For The Weekend: 2012 Diary By The Belated Birthday Girl
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Ever been annoyed by how most diaries seem to think the weekend is the least important part of the week? If your answer is “Yes”, then this diary is for you! The week is where we have... More > to do the stuff to make us able to do the stuff we really want to do. We do that at the weekend. So finally, here’s a diary which has got its priorities right. Week to a view, but with more space for putting in all the fun things you do at the weekend.< Less
Monkey Round The World: Travel Writing 1993-2009 By Spank The Monkey
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Since 1998, Spank The Monkey's website has provided a global audience of literally *dozens* with informed comment and insight into the world of the arts. But he goes on holiday a lot as well. Monkey... More > Round The World is a collection of travel articles from the site, describing his visits to Hong Kong, China, USA, Japan, Australia, France, Italy, Austria, Germany, Netherlands, Denmark, Czech Republic and Finland, as well as a couple of places back home in the UK. You'll read about the best hotels, the most astonishing tourist attractions, and what it's like to watch a whole bunch of movies in a language you don't understand.< Less
Spank's LFF Diaries Volume Two: 2000-2004 By Spank The Monkey
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It starts in 2000 with a celebrity gala screening of 'Almost Famous'. It ends in 2004 with a celebrity gala screening of 'I Heart Huckabees'. In between are two-hundred-and-thirty-odd feature films,... More > shorts programmes and interviews. And SPANK THE MONKEY was there for all of them. Pray for him, and for his bank account. SPANK'S LFF DIARIES VOLUME TWO is the second published collection of London Film Festival reviews from his popular and frequently spammed website. You'll see the first public appearances of your favourite characters: The Belated Birthday Girl, Suzanne Vega Fanclub and Low Fat Morrissey. You'll marvel at how, during the five year span of the book, the careers of directors both rise (Takashi Miike) and plummet (Lukas Moodysson). And you'll discover which film was so catastrophically bad that an audience member sitting in front of Spank 'gave up watching the film and started reading his LFF programme instead, using the screen as a light'. Enjoy.< Less
Spank's LFF Diaries Volume One: 1989-1999 By Spank The Monkey
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THE 33RD LONDON FILM FESTIVAL was held in November 1989. It opened with Ron Howard's Parenthood, finished with Ettore Scola's What Time Is It (no, me neither), and tickets for most screenings cost... More > £4.50. Ten years later in November 1999, the 43rd LFF had Ang Lee's Ride With The Devil as its Opening Gala, and Sam Mendes' American Beauty as its Closing Gala. By then, ticket prices had soared to £8.50. Australopithecine arts critic SPANK THE MONKEY attended both of those Festivals, and all the ones in between. (Not to mention the ones after... but that's another book. At least.) SPANK'S LFF DIARIES VOLUME ONE: 1989-1999 contains reviews of all the films he saw over those eleven fortnights. From a cursory count of the index, that appears to be over 350, from animations created in the early days of cinema, to drama-documentaries filmed in 1999 but never seen again in the UK after that – yeah, The Protagonists, I'm looking at YOU. You'll find them all covered in this book, to some degree or another.< Less
Spank's Edinburgh Diaries Volume One: 1989-1999 By Spank The Monkey
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Most people seem to quite enjoy Spank The Monkey’s arts and entertainment reviews. They particularly enjoy those weeks in August when he heads up to Edinburgh for the various Festivals, and... More > battles against tiredness and alcohol poisoning to tell the world what he thinks about the shows he’s seen there. SPANK'S EDINBURGH DIARIES VOLUME ONE looks at the nine visits he made to Edinburgh between 1989 and 1999. He attempts to document it all as best he can, as he’s assaulted by Spanish female vampires, insulted by former presenters of The Word, and not given a car by Lee and Herring. If you possess a functioning sense of adventure, you may find it all rather amusing.< Less