Author and essayist Tom Waters has been writing since the age of 13 when an English teacher encouraged him to continue journal entries and poems. After editing and contributing to his high school paper, Waters went on to write for The Buffalo State Record. After leaving college, he freelanced for The Buffalo News, ArtVoice, Night Life Magazine, Acid Logic, Film Fax, Alt, Buffalo Beat, Boy's Night Out, World Wide Freelancer, The Circle and Dream Forge. From 2000-2010 he wrote eleven books and co-edited a non-profit anthology (Voices From The Herd: An Anthology For Buffalo, NY) with authors Alycia Ripley and Cindy Mantai. To date, he has published eight books ranging from humorous rants and essays (Born Pissed, Zany Hijinx, First Person Last Straw, If They Can't Take A Joke and Slapstick & Superego), conventional and modern poetry (Breathing Room Volume I: Free Verse and Breathing Room Volume II: Rhymes & Relics) and Hunter S. Thompson-esque bar reviews (Clean Up After Me, I'm Irish: A
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Mockery
By Tom Waters
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Mockery (Waters' ninth collection of humorous essays) was designed to mirror a stand up comedy act in terms of pacing and... More > content with themes centering around the institution of marriage, the inescapable heredity of family and the aggravation of dealing with any and all human beings on a day to day basis. When read in the proper order, the book may cause a brain aneurysm. If read at random, Mockery may cause scurvy, flop sweats, excessive whiskey drinking, 'the vapors', permanent and irreparable agitation and terminal anti-social tendencies. Waters' has devoted his life to grumbling and moaning about whatever strikes him as funny while making others laugh at the same time. He often makes fun of others at their expense or resorts to being goofy when all else fails. < Less
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12 Priests and 3 Gnomes
By David Waters
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David Waters first collection of deeply introspective, psychedelic prose examining the world around him, the universe as he... More > experiences it, and the connectedness of all things within it. < Less
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Slapstick & Superego: essays, rants & scathing social commentary
By tom waters
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Author, columnist, freelance author and radio host Tom Waters unloads both barrels with his eighth collection and his first... More > book comprised of nothing but high octane rants! No fluff, no filler, just controversial cringe comedy at it's finest. For first-time readers, Slapstick is the perfect introduction to Waters' bibliography. For those already initiated, it's a welcome addition. Slapstick & Superego aims for the funny bone, breaks it and keeps delivering. < Less
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breathing room volume 2: rhymes & relics
By tom waters
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breathing room was a two year project embarked upon by buffalo essayist, columnist and radio host tom waters. he wanted to... More > give the poems 'some room to breath on their own' to see if they'd flourish if given their own headspace. his resume isn't really important right now, but you can read more about his other 444 projects at: www.tomfoolery4.wordpress.com < Less
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Poke The Scorpion With A Sharp Stick: Selected Poems 2008-2011
By Tom Waters
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Poke The Scorpion is the evolution of Tom Waters work in the realm of poetry. This is a fresh look with an original voice... More > accompanied by a distinctly different mood. Enter at risk... < Less
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Breathing Room Volume I: Free Verse (selected poems 2006-2009)
By Tom Waters
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Breathing Room Volume I is the first in a two volume collection by the author that explores the myriad possibilities of free... More > verse poetry. Waters' work has been published in ArtVoice, The Flask Review, Metromania magazine, Poetry.com and Silent Actor magazine. < Less
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12 Priests and 3 Gnomes
By David Waters
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David Waters first collection of deeply introspective, psychedelic prose examining the world around him, the universe as he... More > experiences it, and the connectedness of all things within it. < Less
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Breathing Room Volume I: Free Verse (Selected Poems 2006-2009)
By Tom Waters
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Breathing Room Volume I is the first in a two volume collection by the author that explores the myriad possibilities of free... More > verse poetry. Waters' work has been published in ArtVoice, The Flask Review < Less
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Slapstick & Superego: Essays, Rants & Scathing Social Commentary
By Tom Waters
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Author, columnist, freelance author and radio host Tom Waters unloads both barrels with his eighth collection and his first... More > book comprised of nothing but high octane rants! No fluff, no filler, just controversial cringe comedy at it's finest. For first-time readers, Slapstick is the perfect introduction to Waters' bibliography. For those already initiated, it's a welcome addition. Slapstick & Superego aims for the funny bone, breaks it and keeps delivering. < Less
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Breathing Room: Rhymes & Relics
By Tom Waters
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Breathing Room was a two-year project embarked upon by buffalo essayist, columnist and radio host tom waters. He wanted to... More > give the poems "some room to breath on their own" to see if they'd flourish if given their own headspace. < Less
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