Gary lives in a place he likes to call Garyzona (population: 1). He enjoys polishing his monocle, riding his penny-farthing (if you ever get him started on his penny-farthing, just leave), and contemplating the cosmos. He now owes dues to more chapters of the brotherhood of purple onion eaters than we can count. If you see him, please turn him in to your local chapter. He lives in a terminally beige suburb with his wife, two sons, cat, and three newts: Isaac, Wayne, and Thandie. Stocking on Levin's Floor is his third book (and if you send him enough cash and letters, possibly his last).