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Back Door Poetry By Douglas Gilbert
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With the protection of an honorable designation of ‘high functioning’ Asperger’s Syndrome, the poet with some dignity and great effort, did manage to write a treasure trove of... More > inspired poetry, but on the verge of achieving great fame and best seller status, the poet had the “high functioning”-status rug pulled right out from under him. With the slander epithet of “Autism on the wrong side of the spectrum rainbow”, nascent sales and dreams collapsed. The Fifth Edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual doomed Asperger’s Poetry: "Asperger's Syndrome" does not exist anymore; it is moribund. Although there is no gold at the end of the rainbow, there is still this legacy for study.< Less
E.T. Paintcoin By Douglas Gilbert
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Some visitors from Outer Space are finding it difficult to engage in commerce especially among their own compatriots living on Earth because they are not comfortable using Earth currencies such as... More > the Dollar, or the Euro. And their fellow travelers could easily hack into the bitcoin system if they wanted to. Therefore, they are choosing a rare Earth object as a medium of exchange. A small number of these objects are being released and the value will be determined based on the level of speculation as regulated by the League. It will be legal tender on the home planet for the settlement of all debts accumulated while visiting Earth. In the rare event that Earthlings acquire one of these objects they will be allowed to redeem them on any Extraterrestrial planet belonging to the League at a rate to be determined by the local jurisdiction. An Earth artisan has been chosen to create such object. It is a combination of primitive Earth graphics and poetry disguised to avoid suspicion when traded.< Less
Extraterrestrial Paintcoin By Douglas Gilbert
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Some visitors from Outer Space are finding it difficult to engage in commerce especially among their own compatriots living on Earth because they are not comfortable using Earth currencies such as... More > the Dollar, or the Euro. And their fellow travelers could easily hack into the bitcoin system if they wanted to. Therefore, they are choosing a rare Earth object as a medium of exchange. A small number of these objects are being released and the value will be determined based on the level of speculation as regulated by the League. It will be legal tender on the home planet for the settlement of all debts accumulated while visiting Earth. In the rare event that Earthlings acquire one of these objects they will be allowed to redeem them on any Extraterrestrial planet belonging to the League at a rate to be determined by the local jurisdiction. An Earth artisan has been chosen to create such object. It is a combination of primitive Earth graphics and poetry disguised to avoid suspicion when traded.< Less
The Extraterrestrial Paintcoin 5 By Douglas Gilbert
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Some visitors from Outer Space are finding it difficult to engage in commerce especially among their own compatriots living on Earth because they are not comfortable using Earth currencies such as... More > the Dollar, or the Euro. And their fellow travelers could easily hack into the bitcoin system if they wanted to. Therefore, they are choosing a rare Earth object as a medium of exchange. A small number of these objects are being released and the value will be determined based on the level of speculation as regulated by the League. It will be legal tender on the home planet for the settlement of all debts accumulated while visiting Earth. In the rare event that Earthlings acquire one of these objects they will be allowed to redeem them on any Extraterrestrial planet belonging to the League at a rate to be determined by the local jurisdiction. An Earth artisan has been chosen to create such object. It is a combination of primitive Earth graphics and poetry disguised to avoid suspicion when traded.< Less
Abstract Doodles And Poems By Douglas Gilbert
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This art is purported to be inspired by a rare ancient art form. It adapts the technique of the ancient way of knowledge by insinuation. These works are objects for meditation. Hidden secrets inhere... More > to a subtle line or color even if a modern dress disguises the intricate subtle matrix beneath a chaotic splash of gaudy glosses. The inchoate ancient abstract forms were smuggled out through ancient portals to other galaxies hidden in the caves of Bhutan. It is said that a thousand messages can be written into the crevices of a single stalagmite if beams of inspiration collide in the manner of the ancient prophesies that ingrained an enlightened code into the woven threads of silky wisdom. But when is poetry abstract, and when is it a riddle and a rhyme-- it depends on how long one dreams, and sees stars in the sky and mind. It is to be contemplated in the mind of the beholder. A romp without pomp is best enjoyed in the last laugh that breezes the day in a grasp of joy.< Less
Investing In the Extraterrestrial Paintcoin By Douglas Gilbert
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There are Extraterrestrial beings with extraordinary powers living on Earth now, but many are hiding in caves in temperate zones, or hiding at camouflaged bases under the South and North Poles. Being... More > away from a distant planet can be lonely, but sometimes they come to the surface to play with soap bubbles. It's only recently that I’ve learned that these visitors from Outer Space are finding it difficult to engage in commerce especially among their own compatriots living on Earth, because they are not comfortable using Earth currencies such as the Dollar, or the Euro and have a bias against Gold because it’s not precious on their home planet. A prescient source has revealed to me that they have choosen a rare Earth object as a medium of exchange. I was told that a small number of these objects would be released soon and the value would be determined based on the level of speculation as regulated by the League of Benevolent Galaxies.< Less
The Extraterrestrial Paintcoin By Douglas Gilbert
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Some visitors from Outer Space are finding it difficult to engage in commerce especially among their own compatriots living on Earth because they are not comfortable using Earth currencies such as... More > the Dollar, or the Euro. And their fellow travelers could easily hack into the bitcoin system if they wanted to. Therefore, they are choosing a rare Earth object as a medium of exchange. A small number of these objects are being released and the value will be determined based on the level of speculation as regulated by the League. It will be legal tender on the home planet for the settlement of all debts accumulated while visiting Earth. In the rare event that Earthlings acquire one of these objects they will be allowed to redeem them on any Extraterrestrial planet belonging to the League at a rate to be determined by the local jurisdiction. An Earth artisan has been chosen to create such object. It is a combination of primitive Earth graphics and poetry disguised to avoid suspicion when traded.< Less
Gifjapegadoodle Abstracts 4 By Douglas Gilbert
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This art is purported to be inspired by a rare ancient art form. It adapts the technique of the ancient way of knowledge by insinuation. These works are objects for meditation. Hidden secrets inhere... More > to a subtle line or color even if a modern dress disguises the intricate subtle matrix beneath a chaotic splash of gaudy glosses. The inchoate ancient abstract forms were smuggled out through ancient portals to other galaxies hidden in the caves of Bhutan. It is said that a thousand messages can be written into the crevices of a single stalagmite if beams of inspiration collide in the manner of the ancient prophesies that ingrained an enlightened code into the woven threads of silky wisdom. But when is poetry abstract, and when is it a riddle and a rhyme-- it depends on how long one dreams, and sees stars in the sky and mind. It is to be contemplated in the mind of the beholder. A romp without pomp is best enjoyed in the last laugh that breezes the day in a grasp of joy.< Less
Greatest Poems On Planet Earth in the 21st Century By Douglas Gilbert
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These are the greatest Earth poems of the Early 21st Century as determined by The League. The most obscure fictional critics who have appeared in the pages of the Great Space Alien Novels of yore... More > have, in their machinations, also lent tacit-ephemeral, imaginary praise to this magnificent tome of verse. Alice says strat-tea-tackfully, every poem must have a pie thrown at it to lend it color and flavor, but there are rumbles in the world where every blade of grass cries, and as we run through it, it tries to comb the hair of our sorrows. By the Poet Laureate of the Primitive Planets, (Milky Way Division), Category 15297xt7388. Recommended study manual for the curriculum of the Backward-Planet-Studies Department of the League of Benevolent Galaxies.< Less
Poetry Distorted From English By Douglas Gilbert
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With the aid of an Space Alien computer, E.T. has attempted to translate from his language into English,then from English to other Earth languages,and finally back to English again. There are... More > distortions along the way to oblivion which is the goal. It is a strategy of a conqueror to confuse, multiply, and conquer.< Less