The "dialogue" between Mark Twain and Oscar Wilde continues in Volume II. The self praising English wit of---the most quoted... More > man in English literature outside of Shakespeare---meets his literary match and deflator in the most American author ever. This book is a must read, and re-read, for anyone who appreciates Twain and/or values Wilde. It is also a perfect gift for all occasions. < Less

EVERY famous author has encountered rejection of his work. Therefore, you have not had access to these never before... More > published works... until now. For the first time, in Volume One, you may now read these recently discovered literary treasures:
“Incident at a Drycleaner” by Ernest Hemingway;

Edgar Allan Poe’s “Letter to the Editor protesting local nuisance dogs;”

“Third Grade Diary Entry” from Sigmund Freud;

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s “Sherlock Holmes at Wal-Mart;”

Captain James T Kirk’s letter to a teacher, “Please excuse my son next Thursday;”

The uncensored ending of “Gone With the Wind;” and many more.


Each selection includes:
A brief biography, including a portrait of the author; the work itself in its original form;
and the official reason for the rejection. < Less

This play offers an explanation for EVERY problem in modern life, one of which begins when the star fails to show for the... More > performance, and the other actors have to re-enact arts of his life. This is a gentle but sharp satire on prejudice, and an outright appeal for compassion, with a reason for keeping hope alive < Less

Tim is a guy with a long series of internet dating disasters. Linda is his newest contact, and is convinced that she can... More > "help" him. When
they meet, for the first time, virtual Tim, and "the Other Women" reenact his social-life defeats. The war between the sexes has gone
hi-tech, and the conflicts are now taking place in cyberspace, but the problems are the same, and as funny, as ever. < Less

A play about the earliest known ancient Greek musical comedy… about eternal damnation and human sacrifice. Hippopotamus,... More > home from the wars, has two days to sacrifice “that which he holds most dear” to Zeus, or spend eternity in Hell. An original source of the (ancient) comedy of Abbot and Costello. < Less

Imagine an ordinary life, neither very happy nor particularly miserable until “a simple gift” changed everything. Now... More > you are never able to buy regular gasoline without paying high-test prices. This happened to me, and I had to uncover the secret behind this gypsy curse. This is my life… I hope it is never yours < Less

We are most certain that you are all familiar with the famous story, “A Christmas Carol.” You know how Mr Ebenezer... More > Scrooge was visited by four ghosts, that of Marley, his deceased partner in business, and then the three Spirits of: Christmas Past, Present, and To Come. And, as a consequence of these visits, and what he experienced, Scrooge resolved to reform his life. He promised to become a new man, filled with good fellowship, concerned for his fellow man, and so fourth, and so fifth. But did he keep his word after the day after Christmas or did he revert back to the "bah humbug" scrooge? < Less

A play starring Groucho Marx as Romeo; Chico and Harpo as Juliet's parents; and Colombo the Medieval police detective who... More > investigates. Then add “The Dating Game, Italy 1340AD.” < Less

This play takes place 10 minutes after Adam and Eve are asked to leave the Garden of Eden. Adam is having trouble dealing... More > with Eve so a talking Dog joins the pair to give Adam help. This is a hilarious first look at the battle of the sexes, not to mention man's best friend. < Less

The "dialogue" between Mark Twain and Oscar Wilde continues in Volume II. The self praising English wit of---the most quoted... More > man in English literature outside of Shakespeare---meets his literary match and deflator in the most American author ever. This book is a must read, and re-read, for anyone who appreciates Twain and/or values Wilde. It is also a perfect gift for all occasions. < Less