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THE WORD OF GOLF By Whitley Hodges
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The Word of Golf has been decried as irreverent and blasphemous by foppish priests resenting golfers playing on the Holy Links each Sunday. As a Diaspora Scot and Irish Celt, I have a nostalgia... More > for Celtic things. So, I left organized religion and gravitated to the Holy Quest of Golf which arose from the pastures and sheep bunkers of my ancestors' ancient homelands of Scotland and Ireland. Verily, you should surely understand that I am a bit zany. I learned as a twelve-year old caddy that if one does not have a genuine sense of humor, one should not seek enlightenment on the Holy Courses of the Holy Quest. If you do not have a Celtic zany bent, and you do not get a thrill from a whipped stick striking a small white pill and causing it to hiss through the air over the freshly-cut Bermuda grass of a 6,000 yard lond sheep pasture -- well, there are always Bikini Suicide Frisbee matches somewhere nearby. The Word of Golf should be in every golfer's bag along with his/her six pack of Guinness Stout.< Less
INANNA'S REVENGE: The Return of the Anunnaki By Whitley Hodges
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BEFORE MODERN RELIGIONS, INANNA, SUMERIAN GODDESS OF LOVE, AND HER ANUNNAKI FAMILY OF DEITIES RULED EARTH. SHE'S BACK, AND SHE'S MAD AS HELL AT PRIESTS FOR THEIR SENSELESS OPPRESSION OF WOMEN IN THE... More > NAME OF GOD. WHITLEY HODGES' URBAN FANTASY BREACHES THE WALLS OF SEXISM AND STUPIDITY DISPLAYED BY ALL-MALE PRIESTHOODS WHO FEAR WOMEN, THEIR MENSTRUAL FLAG, AND CHILDBIRTH. INANNA CALLS FOR A GRAND ASSEMBLY OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM'S RULING ANUNNAKI TO GIVE HER BOTH LEGAL AND EQUITABLE RELIEF AGAINST THE PRIESTS OF THE WORLD WHO HAVE ENSLAVED, TORTURED, AND KILLED WOMEN BECAUSE THEIR SCRIPTURES ORDAIN THEM TO BE LESS THAN THE MALE OF THE SPECIES. WHITLEY HODGES REVEALS THE TRUE IDENTITIES OF MOSES AND AARON. HE REVEALS THE TRUE CULPRIT IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN AS TO "ORIGINAL SIN," AND HOW WOMEN HAVE BEEN MADE SCAPE GOATS. INANNA'S HAD ENOUGH - SHE GOES TO TRIAL! THE SATIRE IS WILD AND ZANY AS IT POKES FUN AT THE PERVERTED, EFFEMINATE, LYING, MALICIOUS, FRAUDULENT, AND SOMETIMES CRIMINAL PRIESTHOODS.< Less
REVENGE OF THE TRUCKERS By Whitley Hodges
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BIGGER THAN LIFE! A STUPENDOUS REVELATION! THE MOST ORIGINAL NOVEL OF THE YEAR! THE TRUTH ABOUT AMERICAN LAWYERS ERUPTS WITH VOLCANIC FORCE! SUPERBLY ACTED! A CINEMA VERITÉ MAGNIFICENTLY... More > FILMED! TOWERING ABOVE ALL OTHERS! RAW! HOT WHORES AND COLD CASH! THE AUTHOR REVEALS THE TRUTH ABOUT THE HARDENED CRIMINALS, THIEVES, PROSTITUTES, AND SEXUAL PERVERTS OF THE DEEP SOUTH --AND THAT’S JUST AMONG THE LAWYERS AND JUDGES! KING GEORGE III—AS A DASTARDLY ACT OF REVENGE—SENT MANY BRITISH LAWYERS TO HIS AMERICAN COLONIES WHERE THEIR DESCENDANTS CONTINUE TO WREAK HAVOC ON SOCIETY. A TRUCKER SHOWS AMERICA THE FINAL SOLUTION: THE REVENGE OF THE TRUCKERS! WHITLEY HODGES STRESSES ONE THEME: SEX IS A VERY, VERY FUNNY ACT—EVEN WITH LAWYERS! Contains the Novella LAWYERS TO AMERICA which is the story of how King George III of England cursed America following the Revolutionary War. The novella intermeshes with REVENGE OF THE TRUCKERS.< Less
SEAN'S HANDBOOK OF FASCISM (2010 Edition) By Whitley Hodges
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SEAN, a New York City BadgerNews Cable Television Network broadcaster for the ultra-right of America, writes a handbook of fascism following the Republican Party's train wreck in 2008 when they lost... More > the election to a black man who occupied their White House in 2009. This is the 2010 edition of his handbook which contains his personal cares, concerns, and guidelines as to how to use Republican Party fascist techniques to regain the White House in 2012.< Less
ANN IN FASCIST PURGATORY By Whitley Hodges
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THIS WACKY AND ZANY NOVELLA TELLS THE STORY OF A BLOND, BITCH, BLUE-EYED, BORDERLINE ATTORNEY FROM NEW YORK CITY WHO IS ENGAGED IN TELEVISION BROADCASTING AND WRITING FOR THE EXTREME ULTRA RIGHT OF... More > AMERICAN’S POLITICS. ANN HAS AN ACCIDENT AND GOES INTO A COMA AND ENDS UP IN FASCIST PURGATORY. SHE ARRIVES DURING THE 2000-2008 FASCIST CRASH OF THE AMERICAN REPUBLICAN PARTY. IN PURGATORY AND HELL SHE ENCOUNTERS SOME REAL FASCISTS INCLUDING HITLER AND MUSSOLINI. SHE QUICKLY LEARNS SHE WILL EITHER BE RETURNED TO HER BODY IN NEW YORK CITY, SENT TO HELL, OR OBLITERATED INTO NON-EXISTENCE. AS SHE HAS TO COPE WITH THE FORCES OF GOD AND SATAN, HER BATTLE BECOMES COMPLEX AS SHE DEALS WITH CHARACTERS LIKE ADOLPH HITLER, BENITO MUSSOLINI, DR. JOSEPH GOEBBELS, U.S. SENATOR JOE MC-CARTHY, VOLTAIRE, EVA BRAUN HITLER, IDI AMIN, SATAN AND OTHERS.< Less
THE SKIES OF PHEXERIA By Whitley Hodges
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MAN HAS ALWAYS LONGED FOR AN ESCAPE FROM THE WORLD AROUND HIM. HE HAS ALWAYS WANTED TO FLEE FROM SOCIETY, AND AVOID BIRTH, DEATH, AND UNCERTAINTY AS TO HIS FINAL RESTING PLACE. RELIGION WAS INVENTED... More > TO GIVE HIM SPIRITUAL LIFE INSURANCE. WE CAN SEE THE IMPACT THE HERCULES OBJECT HAD ON THE RELIGIOUS MINDS OF EARTH. THEY FEARED THAT A GOD WAS APPROACHING. SO THEY ALL TORE-OFF INTO SPACE TO MEET AND SUPPLICATE THE APPROACHING GOD OR BRING ABOUT THEIR DOOM. WHITLEY HODGES WEAVES A STORY ABOUT A SECOND WAR BETWEEN THE SOLAR NATIONS AND THE CONFEDERATION OF INCARNATE NATIONS THAT EXIST IN THE KUIPER BELT. THIS TIME THEY FACE DIEGO CANTRELL LESANTALO, ONE OF THE DEADLIEST RULERS OF THE CIN, AND THEIR ASTRON TERRORIST ALLIES. IT IS THE STORY OF DEX ADAMAN AND HIS FAMILY OF HIGHLY EDUCATED NAVAL OFFICERS AND WARRIORS OF THE SOLAR FORCES. AN ADULT AND SENSUOUS STORY ABOUT THE INTENSE LIVES AND LOVES OF THE ADAMAN FAMILY IN THE FACE OF THE BIGGEST EVENT IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY.< Less
FREE LANDS FOR CLEAN ENERGY By Whitley Hodges
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Whitley Hodges presents us with FREE LANDS with which we can make clean energy and help free outselves from BIG OIL and OPEC. By using the Interstate Highways and Electric Grid lands, we have a huge... More > amount of lands that can be used for employment, investment, and clean forms of energy including solar, ethanol, algae, wind, etc.< Less
FREE LANDS FOR CLEAN ENERGY By Whitley Hodges
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Whitley Hodges presents us with FREE LANDS with which we can make clean energy and help free outselves from BIG OIL and OPEC. By using the Interstate Highways and Electric Grid lands, we have a huge... More > amount of lands that can be used for employment, investment, and clean forms of energy including solar, ethanol, algae, wind, etc.< Less
THE SKIES OF PHEXERIA By Whitley Hodges
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MAN HAS ALWAYS LONGED FOR AN ESCAPE FROM THE WORLD AROUND HIM. HE HAS ALWAYS WANTED TO FLEE FROM SOCIETY, AND AVOID BIRTH, DEATH, AND UNCERTAINTY AS TO HIS FINAL RESTING PLACE. RELIGION WAS INVENTED... More > TO GIVE HIM SPIRITUAL LIFE INSURANCE. WE CAN SEE THE IMPACT THE HERCULES OBJECT HAD ON THE RELIGIOUS MINDS OF EARTH. THEY FEARED THAT A GOD WAS APPROACHING. SO THEY ALL TORE-OFF INTO SPACE TO MEET AND SUPPLICATE THE APPROACHING GOD OR BRING ABOUT THEIR DOOM. WHITLEY HODGES WEAVES A STORY ABOUT A SECOND WAR BETWEEN THE SOLAR NATIONS AND THE CONFEDERATION OF INCARNATE NATIONS THAT EXIST IN THE KUIPER BELT. THIS TIME THEY FACE DIEGO CANTRELL LESANTALO, ONE OF THE DEADLIEST RULERS OF THE CIN, AND THEIR ASTRON TERRORIST ALLIES. IT IS THE STORY OF DEX ADAMAN AND HIS FAMILY OF HIGHLY EDUCATED NAVAL OFFICERS AND WARRIORS OF THE SOLAR FORCES. AN ADULT AND SENSUOUS STORY ABOUT THE INTENSE LIVES AND LOVES OF THE ADAMAN FAMILY IN THE FACE OF THE BIGGEST EVENT IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY.< Less
THE WORD OF GOLF By Whitley Hodges
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The Word of Golf has been decried as irreverent and blasphemous by foppish priests resenting golfers playing on the Holy Links each Sunday. As a Diaspora Scot and Irish Celt, I have a nostalgia... More > for Celtic things. So, I left organized religion and gravitated to the Holy Quest of Golf which arose from the pastures and sheep bunkers of my ancestors' ancient homelands of Scotland and Ireland. Verily, you should surely understand that I am a bit zany. I learned as a twelve-year old caddy that if one does not have a genuine sense of humor, one should not seek enlightenment on the Holy Courses of the Holy Quest. If you do not have a Celtic zany bent, and you do not get a thrill from a whipped stick striking a small white pill and causing it to hiss through the air over the freshly-cut Bermuda grass of a 6,000 yard lond sheep pasture -- well, there are always Bikini Suicide Frisbee matches somewhere nearby. The Word of Golf should be in every golfer's bag along with his/her six pack of Guinness Stout.< Less