The Cookbook

Is This Real, or Is It Simulated? ( If you have to ask, you know you're in Trouble.) A Broad Swipe at Western Civilization, from Grits, Lower Alabama to The Noah Parent CauseWay and Its UnFinished OnRamp to NoWhere. Real Simple, except The Mutant, Self-Paving, Trash-Talking Kudzu wants to Lick Gussie Dupp. And The Damn Aliens just will Not Stop Giggling, No Way. Millions Daily needs to Make It to The Huge Grand Opening Giant Erection Ceremony Adequately Sober, or The Big Squeeze may be The End of Us All. The Fairy DogMother has Sold Out to Pine Hill Home Federal Savings & Liquor. Typically, Howie Gottrocks Suffers a Recto-Cranial Inversion So Severe he can See Out through his Nose. It's Already Way Too Late. ( ^ click on author's name at top for more ^ )