A Special Interest

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the voting booth. Galvanized Anew Party (GAP) policy advisor Ronald Greenwood is looking to gain an edge on Parliament Hill with a budget on par with Prime Minister Jean-Claude Krustachien’s yearly supply of monogrammed golf balls. The Holy Grail for Ottawa politicians is of course the latest poll … and a grand opening of a new All-Mart store in Orleans is where Greenwood plans to make his move. Only he hasn’t been invited.