Y'off t'Disney?

David Ditchfield is the most unsuccessful writer of all time selling 66 of his first book Yuptoo? and the follow up Yuptoo Too? sold even less. Yet, he still continues to write. Why oh why oh why? Join Dave on his two week trip to Florida with his kids, his parents and his lack of education that has created what you are about to read. Although no real nudity is found within these pages there are many naughty words from the illiterate bald fat stupid fool. I’m sure you will love it, and if you think this is just a travelog, then you’ve pretty much summed it up. Many animals had to be murdered to fulfil a few meals, but that’s ok, as Disney says, it’s the circle of life, roar!