Mercury Retrograde Made Me Do It Sometimes everything goes wrong at once. Texts are misunderstood. Technology stops cooperating. Travel plans fall apart. Conversations become chaotic. Coincidence? Or… Mercury retrograde? This humorous astrology journal is designed to help you document the strange, chaotic, and sometimes hilarious moments that seem to happen when Mercury appears to move backward in the sky. Inside you'll find: • Mercury retrograde calendars • incident log pages • chaos trackers • reflection prompts • space to record the moments you definitely blame on Mercury Whether you're an astrology enthusiast or simply someone who has experienced a few suspiciously timed mishaps, this journal offers a fun way to track the patterns and laugh at the chaos. Because sometimes the best explanation is simple: Mercury retrograde made you do it.