Failed Sitcom Scripts Volume 1

Unearthing from the rubble in previously lost ruins are these sitcom scripts that tanked an entire television network. Behold the horrors of savage fridge love! Shriek at the confining walls of the grip of the wedding coordinator! Gasp in sheer terror at the painfully delivered punchlines to a studio audience that no longer exists! Run! Hide! Shield the women and children as this wild hatchet springs from the dead!!! Included are a total of six sitcom scripts, from across three sitcoms: A Harry Situation - Two low-level crooks, one with high blood pressure, one with low blood pressure, take turns hiding a dead body and assuming the identity of the guy they inadvertently killed after a ... Harry Situation. In one script, Harry accidentally encases his feet in instant cement... right before a dance contest! In the other script, the two secure a dead guy in a suit of armor that Mickey stole, then that stolen suit of armor ends up getting confused for a replacement suit of armor that is being put up for auction. Always Anglos - Four corners of the globe reunite under the same American roof, as an Englishman, an American, a Canadian, and an Australian try to live as roommates. In one script, fridge admiration takes a turn for the worst. In the other script, William tries to host a tea party... on the same day as John's barbecue. Don, Dawn, Donnie, and Donna - A funeral director, Don, shares the same retail space as a wedding planner / designer, Dawn. They are both related, and share the same living space up above, each with their own spouses. Donnie is a priest and birthday party clown, married to Dawn. While Donna makes coffins and wedding cakes, she is married to Don. In one script, Dawn denounces wedding coordinators, to her regret, and in another script a man is unhappy with how his wife's funeral went. A curate's egg of gallows humor! A book that needs a sobriety test! Jamble your nerves dry, baby!! (Note: Most of this is bad photocopies as the original scripts were annihilated. If you're easily distracted, might be an issue)