Nursery Rhymes for the Digital Age

Do you remember the nursery rhymes you used to enjoy as a child? They have now been updated for the digital age. Please Note: Although this is not an 'adult content' book it is not intended for children, but for adults as it requires a certain level of sophistication to understand the humour. One, Two, Three, Four, Five One, Two, Three, Four, Five People once caught fish alive Now they do their phishing on the internet How I despise these crooks These phisher men I've never met Little Tommy Tucker Little Tommy Tucker Uses an app to order pizza for supper He has no use for a knife For the pizza is already sliced And when he has done eating it He will browse a dating site For a potential wife Doctor Foster Doctor Foster was needed in Gloucester His skills, quite precise, were most rare So he hooked up a camera And with the aid of some smart software He controlled the operation from his armchair Download your copy now and marvel at how much things have changed,