richard conway-jones jogged around europe for many years in pursuit of happiness, excellence and a cheap pint of beer. Read about his hilarious exploits in foreign lands and at the hands of many women in london and beyond. Now happily married to his sailing he has yet to find love and like so many poets before him yet to write a good poem so here are his memoirs instead. His paintings are all available from his studio and can be seen at www.conway-jones.co.uk