The Cat's Meow: The Annotated Version

Like so many fantasy novels inflicted on an undeserving public, this was written by a teenager. What sets it apart from the rest is that, before rushing into print, the author waited until he was old enough to know better, and then decided to release an annotated version, mocking it ruthlessly for your entertainment. <p></p><p> THRILL to intriguing characters and plot arcs that are introduced and then never appear again! </p><p> BE SURPRISED BY the surprise twist which is blatantly obvious 150 pages before it happens! </p><p> YEARN to live in the city of Larosis, where one of the major industries is standing on the city gates 24/7 waiting to spit on passing wizards! </p><p> GASP as the epic hero defeats his enemies through the power of rambling dream sequences and punching everybody in the head! </p><p></p>