Hypothetically Speaking...

A young man's strange and erotic journey from Milan to Minsk. Oh wait, that was from a Seinfeld episode… It’s a series of brain droppings from Mr. David C. Zolnowski denoting the strange, odd, and wonderful events of my life so far. Written so it can be given to my children when they grow older, so they can learn about how the man they know (and love) came to be their father. Also to be given to St. Peter at the pearly gates so he'll have a complete list of transgressions. Hopefully my organization will put him in a forgiving mood…