Proverbs for a Dying Democracy

In his longest work yet, read as Johnny Joe Liberal, lampoons, satires, and farces the greatest evil facing us today: the right wing. Orwellian fiction has become reality, and the GOP wants to conquer the world, but this exquisite piece of writing will put an end to that. Who Knows, maybe FOX News will get put off the air, because of this book alone. See John McCain crawl into a lonely corner, from the biting truth thrown at him by Mr. Liberal. Puerto Ricans and illegals finally have an author to look up to, in Johnny Joe. A national hero speaks his mind for the first time. For once, a book written for everyone, from democrats to non-republicans alike! Be enlightened by the wisdom of various proverbs such as "Fox News? More like Stuc-in-a-box News." and "Armory? Sounds Midieval to me." Sure the sales tax may be way to high, but it's worth it.