1,000,000 Verses Direct from the Flying Spaghetti Monster

<FONT COLOR = "brown">This remarkable book contains exactly 1,000,000 verses <B><i>direct and uncensored</i></B> from the Flying Spaghetti Monster. That's 600 pages and 5,000,000 words. Revolutionary computer techology and groundbreaking artificial intelligence software from Europe have searched nearly 3,000,000 verses and identified 1,0000,000 as most profound. All are <B><I>RANKED</i></b> for <B><I>meaningfulness</i></b>, a claim no other world religion can make about its scriptures! Useful tool for intimidating disbelievers and squashing religious dissent. Excellent bedtime reading for insomniacs. A beautiful coffee table book or door stop. Close your eyes, and poke any page with a pencil to obtain your own personalized Spaghetti "reading." (Research yet to prove FSM readings less accurate than readings from astrology, Tarot cards, the Book of Revelation, or pig entrails.) <B>WARNING: THIS IS AN ABSURDLY GIGANTIC HOLY BOOK GUARANTEED TO BAFFLE AND BEMUSE THE MOST SOMBER AND PIOUS SEEKER.</B></font>