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As Sir Alan Meerfield of Meerfield Manor prepares to settle into retirement after a life of newspaper distribution achievements and delicious upside-down chocolate cakes, he is approached by Pat McO'Rhea, a sailor bent on adventure. Pat has many surprises for Alan. For one, Alan did not know that he was a direct descendant of God. Also, Pat's not a sailor. "A literary masterpiece. Simply stunning in every regard." -- The Times "it sucx lol" -- Josh the Kirklin "Words cannot describe how good this novel is. I advise it to all who wish for a page-turning epic." -- Stephen Fry