Insert Title Here: Excerpts from a Functioning Idiot

This is all straight out of my journal, as it was written. Mostly funny, some serious, and some not for the faint of heart. If you’re offended by bad behavior and worse language, then you’re probably reading the wrong book. Consider that your warning and my disclaimer. What you should know before you begin…. 1. I’m a bit crazy. And so am I. 2. My friends are REALLY crazy. 3. I’m a 62 triple F. 5’2”, Female, Forty and Feisty. 4. I deserve a degree in smart-assed-ness. Probably a doctorate. 5. I ride motorcycles, as do most of my friends. Sometimes they call me Bloody, don’t ask why